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The Bachelor 2017

...I have to be honest... Elizabeth is not really 'pretty' to me... she has some weird features as far as I'm concerned anyway... mainly in the eyes methinks!... cheers.
they both have resting bitch face[DOUBLEPOST=1502279031][/DOUBLEPOST]
Not to be rude but could they not have chosen a better Bachelor? He is so boring too.
he seems really cheesy
 
...I don't blame them... I've just put on a recorded episode of 'Red Dwarf' to calm me down and cheer me up after that shitfest... (it's making me chuckle again)... I am so pissed off with that shit stunt by Channel 10!... cheers.
oh which episode? Red Dwarf is a great way to calm and relax :)
 
lol, what the hell was that? Ridiculous bogan drama queen chucks a tanty and says she's going to leave and
"I don't even LIKE him!!", then after a (producer arranged obviously and incredibly awkward) "one on one", decides that she'll stay after all. Just GO you bunny boiler.
 
oh which episode? Red Dwarf is a great way to calm and relax :)

...it was the 'Emohawk-Polymorh II' episode from the 6th series... it had the Gelfs from the 'Kinitawowi tribe'... where Lister had to marry the chief's Yeti type daughter that was 'the looker' out of all of them lol!... Red Dwarf is one of my favourite shows... I just watch them on endless loops... I've probably seen each episode a gazillion times lol!... cheers.
 
...it was the 'Emohawk-Polymorh II' episode from the 6th series... it had the Gelfs from the 'Kinitawowi tribe'... where Lister had to marry the chief's Yeti type daughter that was 'the looker' out of all of them lol!... Red Dwarf is one of my favourite shows... I just watch them on endless loops... I've probably seen each episode a gazillion times lol!... cheers.
The leeeggg iiiit episode! and ditto. My husband and I use it as a measure of people with a sense of humour that we would get on with! I think we would not have got married if one of us didn't love it!
 
he will have stopped to pull sian aside and let her down gently so as not to hurt her feelings after she decided to stay.

...more likely that the Producers took the bimbo aside and made her look at the fine print in her contract where she sold them her soul and that she goes when THEY tell her to piss off methinks!... lol!... cheers.
 
The leeeggg iiiit episode! and ditto. My husband and I use it as a measure of people with a sense of humour that we would get on with! I think we would not have got married if one of us didn't love it!

...I really do have to have a beer with you two fellow 'Dwarfers' one day lol!... I'm serious!... lol!... my sweet darling wife and I intend to go on the 'Indian Pacific' within the next two years as a holiday (and perhaps The Ghan too after that a year or so later) and to spend a couple of days in Perth before flying back to Sydney... perhaps we could have a beer then?... in fact... wouldn't it be fun if we met some other Perthites?... Perthians?... Perthurions?... people from Perth too at a Pub or something?... just saying... cheers.
 
I'm glad we all seem to be on the same page that this is in no way a "reality" show.

Its all about the producer enhanced drama until about the final 6 then they try to sell that it is about true love lol

...haha!... so what it boils down to is that none of us for one second is under any illusion whatsoever that their is any 'true love' in this show and that every single scene in this is totally orchestrated and scripted right?... in other words... we're intelligent viewing public that are only on here to take the piss out of the show right?... so... **in the best Tim Dorner impression that I can muster**...

..."DID YOU HEAR THAT BACHELOR PRODUCERS!... WE ARE INTELLIGENT VIEWING PUBLIC OKAY?... DON'T EVER DO THAT SHIT TO US AGAIN!!!!!"...

...you dumbarses!... cheers....
 
...I really do have to have a beer with you two fellow 'Dwarfers' one day lol!... I'm serious!... lol!... my sweet darling wife and I intend to go on the 'Indian Pacific' within the next two years as a holiday (and perhaps The Ghan too after that a year or so later) and to spend a couple of days in Perth before flying back to Sydney... perhaps we could have a beer then?... in fact... wouldn't it be fun if we met some other Perthites?... Perthians?... Perthurions?... people from Perth too at a Pub or something?... just saying... cheers.
I am actually in SA lol But travel to Melbourne 1 week a month for work. We want to go on the indian pacific and the ghan too. Be funny if we end up on one at the same time! we have done the overland a few months ago when I got ill in mebourne and was unable to fly home, but would love to go on it again when I don't have bad vertigo so I can look out the window more! If i ever have to travel to sydney foe work i will drag my husband along and so we can meet for that beer
 
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