The Bachelor 2017

[Desertsands]

Oh no more excruciatingly bad so called poetry.

 

[kxk]

NO INTRUDERS this season

That is a rule this guy insisted on, waste of time

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...you don't have a chance Cobie... you're not a full blond dear... oh no!... this has to be a rookie mistake Cobie (she's reading a poem to Matty that she wrote for him)... cheers.

 

[Meglos]

And..... We've seen the first dick pic!

Someone is hung like a horse?

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

Someone is hung like a horse?

...yes... unfortunately though... it's Cobie!... ... cheers.

 

[Melore]

NO INTRUDERS this season

That is a rule this guy insisted on, waste of time

Really? Bugger.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

Oh dear, few of these girls have future dental issues
Ever since a dentist pointed out to me stuff with chins & overbites....and my sis has the same thing
Fine enough when young
Later you need your jaw broken and bite aligned

...OUCHIES!!!!!!!... cheers.

 

[Desertsands]

Someone is hung like a horse?

You definitely say that.

 

[Melore]

That was a really forced looking kiss on Matty's part.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...I wonder if ANY of these girls are actual true blonds?... I mean what if Matty gets one of them into the sack and she's GINGER in her nether regions?... how funny would THAT be?... he would be devo big time lol!... cheers.

 

[Isee]

...evenin' all... more fun and bitchin' ahead lol!... cheers.

evening just starting in SA

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...aw jeez Tara... Osher has a ginormous dice in his hands and she says "I'm pretty sure that we're about to play a game!"... NO SHIT SHERLOCK!... what a bimboid!... cheers.

 

[Isee]

I can't work out if I think coby is pretty or not

 

[Isee]

She does seem like a sweet girl so far though

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...Simone gets to slam a pie into Elisabeth's face... she'll pay for that later no doubt lol!... cheers.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

I can't work out if I think coby is pretty or not

...from my point of view... no... not really but she has a better personality going for her which puts her way ahead of most of the others... even though she's pretty bland herself in my my opinion anyway... cheers.

 

[Desertsands]

I can't work out if I think coby is pretty or not

Nah don't think so that grin is painful and fake.

 

[Isee]

It looked as if the blondes had all had their roots redone and their hair bleached and toned similarly so as to make them even more interchangeable. Bloody hell, that was hard work figuring out who was who in the banquet scene. Even Tara who I had pegged has now blended into the general fairyfloss pale blonde morass.

Is now a good time to admit to you all I am blonde? I look nothing like these girls though! I had a redheaded friend who used to tell me I don't know what its like to be given shite because of your hair colour. Ummm yeah ok!

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...this really is such dross to watch at the moment... it's getting to be very hard for me to keep wanting to watch this at the moment... so banal and boring indeed!... 20 minutes to go... will I make it?... oh hang on... the AD says that a major bitchfest is about to start!... I might hang around afterall!... lol!... cheers.

 

[kxk]

Sticky you can tell a redhead by more than just hair colour, and no I do not mean pubic hair.
My mum was a redhead, and we thank the gods it skips a generation