How to survive in Survivor, according to Kent.
1. Have a shitload of cash, and apply every year for 10 years
2. Burn someone’s article of clothing late at night.
3. Find one person who you don’t like, and talk about nothing but voting him out to anyone who listens. Pray mantis eating alive imagery is a must. Be super lively when describing this.
4. Find two tribemates, demand they vote for that person.
5. Go to sleep.
6. Go to tribal, and everyone will somehow have fallen under your spell and listened to you and everyone will just vote that morsel out.
7. Repeat steps 2 - 6 until final 3.
8. Demand the jury vote for you because you called all the shots and deserve to win