Episode Survivor: Brains vs Brawn - Episode 18

I can’t see who wins from here besides Kaelin? And that’s mostly because he’ll just immunity his way to the end.

Zara and Kristen are dumb as a bag of rocks.
AJ is a fuckwitt and I look forward to his demise.
Myles way too cocky.
Logan done nothing except turn on the person who showed her loyalty.
The two brawn girls are basically invisible.
Gotta be Kaelin?
 
…damn!… bye Karin… there goes my eye candy… at least Myles wasn’t the target I suppose?… Zara voted foy my Myles… the bitch!… she’s gonna die!… thanks for the fun tonight folks… it’s been great seeing some of the old gang tonight… nite all… sleep tight… pleasant dreams… cheers.
 
…just as a reminder to myself…

…I WILL NOT POST SUNDAY NIGHT’S THREAD TONIGHT BECAUSE I’VE BEEN A COMPLETE FUCKWIT TWO WEEKS IN A ROW THINKING THAT THERE’S ANOTHER SHOW ON TOMORROW NIGHT!… I WILL NOT POST SUNDAY NIGHT’S THREAD TONIGHT BECAUSE I’VE BEEN A COMPLETE FUCKWIT TWO WEEKS IN A ROW THINKING THAT THERE’S ANOTHER SHOW ON TOMORROW NIGHT!… I WILL NOT POST SUNDAY NIGHT’S THREAD TONIGHT BECAUSE I’VE BEEN A COMPLETE FUCKWIT TWO WEEKS IN A ROW THINKING THAT THERE’S ANOTHER SHOW ON TOMORROW NIGHT!… I WILL NOT POST SUNDAY NIGHT’S THREAD TONIGHT BECAUSE I’VE BEEN A COMPLETE FUCKWIT TWO WEEKS IN A ROW THINKING THAT THERE’S ANOTHER SHOW ON TOMORROW NIGHT!… I WILL NOT POST SUNDAY NIGHT’S THREAD TONIGHT BECAUSE I’VE BEEN A COMPLETE FUCKWIT TWO WEEKS IN A ROW THINKING THAT THERE’S ANOTHER SHOW ON TOMORROW NIGHT!… I WILL NOT POST SUNDAY NIGHT’S THREAD TONIGHT BECAUSE I’VE BEEN A COMPLETE FUCKWIT TWO WEEKS IN A ROW THINKING THAT THERE’S ANOTHER SHOW ON TOMORROW NIGHT!… I WILL NOT POST SUNDAY NIGHT’S THREAD TONIGHT BECAUSE I’VE BEEN A COMPLETE FUCKWIT TWO WEEKS IN A ROW THINKING THAT THERE’S ANOTHER SHOW ON TOMORROW NIGHT!… I WILL NOT POST SUNDAY NIGHT’S THREAD TONIGHT BECAUSE I’VE BEEN A COMPLETE FUCKWIT TWO WEEKS IN A ROW THINKING THAT THERE’S ANOTHER SHOW ON TOMORROW NIGHT!… I think I’ll remember this time…cheers.
 
Brekkie said:
LOL - you're not wrong, but I gate bitter Paulie more.

Karin played that so wrong - would probably have had a better chance to have that conversation openly but really needed to trust Kristen. AJ still has an idol too doesn't he - is that the only one left in the game?
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…Karin really did didn’t she?… I had high hopes for her too… it just goes to show how useless these imbeciles are and that they all have no clue whatsoever on how to play this game… these idiots have no concrete plans or strategies on how to win this game… they panic and turn and twist at every minute before Tribal… just to survive for a minute or two… nobody except Myles and Karin ever thought of the long term tactics to eventually win the show…

…they’re like wilderbeasts in Africa trying to save themselves from a lion… they all scurry together to put themselves in the middle of the herd for protection… when the herd panics and start running for their lives… every time the lead runner twists or turns they do too… they are that terrified… anything to stay alive for another 5 minutes… they have absolutely no loyalty to each other… they just want to live no matter who they sacrifice…

…anyone that shows an ounce of sense/initiative or loyalty or shows that they have a plan is an instant threat… instead of rallying behind someone with a plan… they instantly want to get rid of them… “they are clever!… they are a threat!… get rid of them!”… it’s pathetic!… these are the most clueless bunch of idiots to play this game EVER!… have any of them ever watched the show before besides Myles?… Myles is like Donald Trump… nobody has a fucking clue on what Trump is thinking… not even Donald Trump… BUT!… unlike Trump trying to make peace with Putin about the Ukraine… Myles does have a long term plan of sorts to win this…

…if and when Myles does go because he dares to show how he understands this game or has a gameplan I will totally lose interest in this show this year… it was only Myles and Karin making me hold on to any interest in this show anymore this year… why are people like AJ and Zara still on the show?… IT’S BECAUSE THEY ARE ALL FUCKING MORONS!…

…I bet that not one single Survivor this year had a fucking clue on how to start a fire… they are all morons!… I’ve been so disappointed with the show and choice of Castaways this year… it’s just… sad!… I’ll miss Karin… and eventually my Myles… end of rant!… cheers.
 
…my sweet darling wife (who watches the show with me god bless her sweet soul)… sometimes proof reads some of my long rants… she said to me this morning… “why do you get yourself so riled up and have big rants like this… you know that you’re supposed to have no anger anymore since your last stroke… so why rant like that?”… she’s right… I’m supposed to have no stress and anger anymore… it was that which did cause my last major stroke… so I then went on to explain my rants to her…

…I told her that I will have massive rants because they are short bursts of anger instead of letting long term anger simmer on the inside and bottling it all up and causing me internal angst… releasing it in short bursts during a written rant like I do cleanses my soul… it’s out… it’s gone… it makes me feel great again…

…she then said… “how often do you rant?”…
…I then said… “here… look at my Avatar”… .
…she then said… “that’s all the time then!”… lol!… she’s a smart woman my dear darling wife… she’s a lot smarter than I will ever be… she reads me like a book lol!…

…but then I went on to explain that about 95% of my rants are genuine and 5% are just for the humour and just for the shit stir value alone… but when they are genuine… it’s usually that I value the shows that I watch (Survivor / I’m a Celeb and Big Brother just to name three)… and that when Producers and contestants start meddling with a well established format that works perfectly and that they like to ‘leave their mark’ by changing the established format just to brag about “I did that!… I caused it to change!”… now THAT shits me to tears!…

…as much as I loved her… Karin stopped TRIBAL to have her own little pow wow on the side… fucking what?… there was a time when none of them were even allowed to speak unless the Pags spoke to them by asking a question that he already knows the answer to… now they actively talk and conspire in the background while the Pags is speaking and last night Karin stopped Tribal altogether… what the actual fuck?… how dare she?… it’s the Pags show!… not fucking hers!…

…now Production… all I have to say is idols and twists… you all know what I’m saying so no need to say any more… THAT’S WHY I RANT!… I said in last night’s show… “if it ain’t broke… don’t fix it!”… now don’t get me wrong… if Production do a once off thing to see if it works that’s fine with me… if it went down well… sure… introduce it into the show more regular… BUT NOT ALL THE TIME!… that’s called… ‘changing the format’… that’s when the show is relying on gimmicks… that’s when the show starts sliding downwards fast… that’s when I start to do massive rants…

…**ommmmmmm!… ommmmmmmm!… calm down Sticky… calm down… ommmmmmmmmmmm!… ommmmmmmmmmmmm!**…

…anyway… you’ll all be happy to know… that’s it… end of rant explanation… cheers.
 
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