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Survivor Australia vs The World : Episode 5

…being such a short season… how many episodes in until ‘letters from home’ happens?…

  • 1)… tonight…

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  • 2)… tomorrow night…

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  • 3)… 6 episodes in…

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  • 4)… 8 episodes in…

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  • 5)… 10 episodes in…

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I'll be late to post as I'll be at Eden's watch party tonight. Hopefully I'll meet some other survivors I haven't yet! Also the launch's consolidated total viewership is 906,000 which is the highest rated launch since Blood vs Water in 2022 and also rated higher than every single episode of Titans v Rebels in 2024.
 
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…evenin’ all… so who is going tonight… Luke or Tommi?… (we just KNOW that one of them are lol!… cheers.
 
…when both of the boys are gone it’s going to be a massive back stabbing bitch-a-thon lol!… a lot of hissing and scratching mayhem… why not go all the way Survivor?… why not put in a jelly wrestling pool and be done with it?… (joke)… lol!… cheers.
 
……awwwww fuckit!… visitors!… in the famous words of Arnie… “I’LL BE BACK!”… (I’ve got a few people to kill… the fuckers!… how dare they!)… cheers.
 
…I’m back!… I just killed the visitors with a gun… the fuckers!… they won’t do that again… okay… I think that I’ve got this right… they’ve merged… now they’re having an auction for stuff… Luke picked up a card and it said that he had to pick someone to go back to camp and not participate in the auction any longer… Luke picked Pavlova… she now has Lukes balls on display in a jar for picking her… now Pavlova has found another jar full of cookies for her to hide from the others… (she can bury it next to the jar with Lukes balls in it)… now I’ve caught up… cheers.
 
…Luke don’t get too cocky… (with Pavlova having his balls in a jar Luke shouldn’t be so brave methinks!)… cheers.
 
…Pavlova has cold assassin eyes and an icy fake smile to me… I don’t trust her… I think the Aussies are in big trouble somehow… cheers.
 
…Lisa crying because she’s got this far already doesn’t fill me with too much confidence about her… cheers.
 
…the way Pavlova is talking about herself being one of the ‘biggest players of all time’ makes me think that she’s believing her own publicity too much… um… Pavlova… Tony believed his own publicity too love… now he’s gone… **hint hint**… cheers.
 
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