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Survivor : Australia vs The World : Episode 1

Which Nationality do you want to win this year?…

  • 5)… a Canadian…

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  • Total voters
    7
…the one good thing about these people this season is… none of them are dumb fucks… they are all previous strategists from earlier seasons… I love it!… cheers.
 
Well that was that.

Aussies
George is not long for this season.

David getting glazed was definitely on my bingo card but I think he’ll be in trouble because his best interest really is to keep shields around him.

Luke/Shonee got some content but yeah, nothing special from either.

Sarah/Jenine are non-entities.

And Kirby. Cmon. You played well last time but that’s arrogance to not do ANY research.

World
Cirie is again showing why her social game is so good - everyone is so drawn to her.

Tony’s main concern with the DONDI reveal being that the season was spoiled for him is hilarious.

Rob was a fun villain. I might have to check out his season of Survivor South Africa.

Lisa is going to be a monkey wrench in a merge situation. Culturally she’ll fit the Aussies but she’s in good with the US contingent now.

Tommi/Cass are drawing dead to me.

And Parv, well… Parv running rings around them as per usual.
 
Also after bingeing a tonne of the US with my girlfriend to get her up to speed ahead of this and US50, the Australian editing is fucking diabolical.

Please let these people finish a sentence, and please stop drowning out their sentences with THE. MOST. DRAMATIC. MUSIC.
 
…well there you go… thank fuck Rob went… I’m still trying to get George’s budgie smugglers out of my head… I may need therapy… thanks for all the fun folks… sleep tight… pleasant dreams… cheers.
 
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