Sandra should leak a sex tape

[MADONNA]

I want her to have a high profile

 

[Evan44]

50 Shades of Sandra? Why not.

 

[MADONNA]

50 Shades of Sandra? Why not.

I can TOTALLY imagine her as the next smash erotic novelist.

ONE AND A HALF WO/MEN: A steamy romp through Western Sydney between a bipedal girl named Candy, and her hop-along Cam.

She could also write a second biography for Prisus; The Bible II

 

[Evan44]

The next E.L. James - there is money to be made in erotic fiction!

 

[MADONNA]

The next E.L. James - there is money to be made in erotic fiction!

I'd like to think Sandra is a little more sexually adventurous than a little slap and tickle.

I want nothing short of full on TIT PEGGING and ASPHYXIATION.

I want PETA protesting the depiction of gerbils in the book.

I want it ALL.

 

[Miiiiike]

Funny, I could actually picture her in some hardcore amateur porn.

 

[Evan44]

They should have brought Christian Grey into the house while Sandra was still there, her "inner goddess" would have loved it

 

[Shinigami]

Oh yes a leaked sex tape, definitely; she can be the next Jenna Jameson but with a stale yellow tea cozy on her head and a 1980's pink acrylic jumper.

 

[MADONNA]

Funny, I could actually picture her in some hardcore amateur porn.

Amateur Auditions: Titties and Tears.

 

[Evan44]

LOL

 

[Miiiiike]

Amateur Auditions: Titties and Tears.

I see her as a suitable replacement for Creampie Cathy, she must be nearing retirement.

Also we know she be down with some amputee sex. Throw in some midgets too and it'd be a movie I'd pay to see.

 

[MADONNA]

I see her as a suitable replacement for Creampie Cathy, she must be nearing retirement.

Also we know she be down with some amputee sex. Throw in some midgets too and it'd be a movie I'd pay to see.

I suddenly regret this threads existence.

 

[pornstache]

I can't wait to read her next novel that involves a girl performing the ALABAMA HOT POCKET

 

[SomeName]

...
ALABAMA HOT POCKET

I googled that. If you're out there thinking of doing the same- don't.

 

[GalPal]

I can't wait to read her next novel that involves a girl performing the ALABAMA HOT POCKET

 

[Sweetgeek]

That's freaking disgusting! Take note, when someone tells you not to google something- LISTEN!

 

[GalPal]

That's freaking disgusting! Take note, when someone tells you not to google something- LISTEN!

So true....thank god i didn't click on video before reading the definition lol

 

[GalPal]

So true....thank god i didn't click on video before reading the definition lol

nah....might have a stickybeak later hahahahahahaah I feel the need for a good retching lol

 

[David's beard]

So true....thank god i didn't click on video before reading the definition lol

Haha!

 

[Evilroyslade]

So true....thank god i didn't click on video before reading the definition lol

There's VIDEO......dear god