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Converse

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Hi everyone, I remember one of these threads from back in the Channel 10 forum days when Masterchef took over from Big Brother. I do remember posting these songs over there back in 2009 or so. I have raided my old backup hard drive and found some of these old remodelled lyric songs from back then and i'll post some of them here...lol

I must tell you these forums are great as in you can also post links to external sites like youtube etc. Something we weren't allowed to ever do all those years ago on the 10 forums. So now I can post the link to the youtube song clip to go with the remodelled lyrics...lol :D

Most of the remodelled lyrics I done back then were mainly for Masterchef as I was at those forums for years after BB got the boot from 10. Also it seems that it's easier to remodel song lyrics for food ingredients...lol

I am thinking about trying to remodel a song lyric to suit the Big Brother show. Maybe someone could give it a go? lol. ;) Cheers!

I'll start off with this classic from Acca Dacca! lol


AC/DC - Thunderstruck
Masterchef - Chunderstruck

Chunder, Chunder, Chunder, Chunder, Chunder, Chunder, Chunder, Chunder, Chunder, Chunder

I was caught
In the middle of a Masterchef test (Chunder)
I looked round
And I knew there was no holding back (Chunder)
My spew raced
And I thought what could I do (Chunder)
And I knew
There was no help, no help from you (Chunder)

Sound of the peas
Growlin´ in my gut
The chunder of carrots
Tore me apart
You´ve been - Chunderstruck

Spewed in the kitchen
Broke the plates, and hit the skids
Went through to finals, yeah finals
And we had some fun
We met some chefs
Some chefs who gave a good show
Cooked all the dishes, played by the rules
Yeah, yeah, they, they, they were spewing aswell

Now were spewin' at the judging
Could I have a bucket please?
Yeah the judges were too kind
You´ve been - Chunderstruck, Chunderstruck
Yeah yeah yeah, Chunderstruck

Oh, Chunderstruck, yeah

Now we´re spewing again geees
Could I have a bucket please?

Chunderstruck, Chunderstruck
Yeah yeah yeah, Chunderstruck
Chunderstruck, yeah, yeah, yeah

Said yeah, it´s alright
We´re feeling fine
Yeah, it´s alright
We´re feeling fine
(So fine)

Chunderstruck, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Chunderstruck, Chunderstruck, Chunderstruck
Whoa baby, baby, Chunderstruck
You´ve been Chunderstruck, Chunderstruck
Chunderstruck, Chunderstruck
You´ve been Chunderstruck
 

AC/DC - Jailbreak
Masterchef - Grilled Steak

There was a friend of mine on masterchef
And the judges gathered round
Judges found him guilty
Gave him sixteen minutes in hell
He said I ain't wasting my time here
I ain't leaving alone
Ain't breaking my teeth on that damned croquembouche again
I'm freakin' out and not headin' home
Gonna make a grilled steak
And I'm lookin' towards the judges
I'm gonna make a grilled steak
Oh, how I wish that I could win

All in the name of hospitality
All in the name of hospitality
Got to be me

Grilled steak, let me out of here
Grilled steak, sixteen minutes
Grilled steak, had more than I can take
Grilled steak, yeah

He said he'd seen his steak being fooled with
By another contestant
Meat was down and it was gone
He had a fork in his hand
Meat started flying everywhere
And contestants started to scream
Broken plates lying on the ground
With a steak on his grill
That's where his steak had been

But it was
All in the name of hospitality
All in the name of hospitality
It's got to be me

Grilled steak, grilled steak

I got the plate up
Steak's on here

Contestants they were cheerin'
Title they was chasin'
Judges, camera's, spectators, contestants cheering
But he made it through
With a steak on his plate

Grilled steak!
Grilled steak!
Grilled steak!
Grilled steak!
Grilled steak!
Grilled steak!
 

Robert Palmer - Addicted To Love
Behind Big Brother - Addicted To Forums

Your threads are gone, while you're not home
The forums are not your own
Your computer heats, your fingers shake
Another post is what it takes

You can't sleep, you can't eat
There's no doubt, you're in deep
Your fingers sweat, you can't type
Another post is what you need

Oohh oohh
You like to think that you're immune to the forums...oh yeah
It's closer to the truth to say you can't get enough
You know you're gonna have to face it
You're addicted to forums

You see the threads, but you can't post
You've probably been banned
Your computer heats in double time
Another post and you'll be fine, a one thread mind

You can't be saved
New threads is all you crave
If there's no more threads left for you
You don't mind to add a few

Oohh oohh
You like to think that you're immune to the forums...oh yeah
It's closer to the truth to say you can't get enough
You know you're gonna have to face it
You're addicted to forums

Might as well face it, you're addicted to forums
Might as well face it, you're addicted to forums
Might as well face it, you're addicted to forums
Might as well face it, you're addicted to forums
Might as well face it, you're addicted to forums

Your threads are gone, but you're not giving up
Your posts are all gone
You're computer heats and teeth grind
Another post and you'll be fine

Oohh oohh
You like to think that you're immune to the forums...oh yeah
It's closer to the truth to say you can't get enough
You know you're gonna have to face it
You're addicted to forums

Might as well face it, you're addicted to forums
Might as well face it, you're addicted to forums
Might as well face it, you're addicted to forums
Might as well face it, you're addicted to forums
Might as well face it, you're addicted to forums
Might as well face it, you're addicted to forums
Might as well face it, you're addicted to forums
Might as well face it, you're addicted to forums
 

AC/DC - T.N.T.
Masterchef - M.S.G.

Oi,Oi,Oi,Oi,Oi,Oi,Oi,Oi,Oi,Oi,Oi,Oi,Oi,Oi,Oi

See me slide out of the packet
Onto your favourite dinner plate
Out for all that I can flavour
If you know what I mean
Salt to the left of me
And pepper to the right
Ain't got no taste
Ain't got no life
Don't you start no cooking

Cause I'm M.S.G. I'm dynamite
M.S.G. and I'll win that bite
M.S.G. I'm a flavour load
M.S.G. tastebuds explode

I'm tasty, mean in every cuisine
I'm a wanted flavour
Fast food flavouring number one
Understand?
So lock up your pepper
Lock up your salt
Lock up your pantry door
And cook for your life
The stuff is back in town
So don't you mess me around

Cause I'm M.S.G. I'm dynamite
M.S.G. and I'll win that bite
M.S.G. I'm a flavour load
M.S.G. tastebuds explode

M.S.G. oi, oi, oi
M.S.G. oi, oi, oi
M.S.G. oi, oi, oi
M.S.G. oi, oi, oi
M.S.G. oi
I'm dynamite (oi, oi)
M.S.G. oi
And I'll win that bite (oi, oi)
M.S.G. oi
I'm a flavour load (oi, oi)
M.S.G.
Tastebuds explode
 

AC/DC - It's A Long Way To The Top (If You Wanna Rock 'N' Roll)
Masterchef - It's A Long Way To The Shop (If You Want A Sausage Roll)

Walking down the hallways
Cooking on the show
People look at you sideways
Eating sausage rolls
Getting cooked
Getting burnt
Getting plates up
Badly done
Getting mad
Getting crook
I tell you folks
It's harder than it looks

It's a long way to the shop
If you want a sausage roll
It's a long way to the shop
If you want a sausage roll
If you think it's easy making scrambled eggs
Try cooking them on a reality show
It's a long way to the shop
If you want a sausage roll

Judges, Camera's
Make you wanna cry
Chefs do the hard stuff
Know the reason why
Getting told
Getting jealous
Getting kicked off
Under-estimated
Getting sold
Second chance?
That's how it goes
Cooking on a show

It's a long way to the shop
If you want a sausage roll
It's a long way to the shop
If you want a sausage roll
If you wanna be a chef on stage and screen
Look out it's rough and mean
It's a long way to the shop
If you want a sausage roll
 

Kiss - God Gave Rock And Roll To You
Masterchef - God Gave Sausage Rolls To You

God gave sausage rolls to you, gave sausage rolls to you
Put it in the shops for everyone
Do you know what roll ya want? You don't know for sure
You don't feel right, you can't find a shop
And you're gettin' less than what you're payin' for

You don't have money or a fancy car
And you're tired of wishin' on a michelin star
You gotta put your faith in the tuck shop

Chorus:
God gave sausage rolls to you, gave sausage rolls to you
Gave sausage rolls to everyone (oh yeah)
God gave sausage rolls to you, gave sausage rolls to you
Put it in the shops for everyone

"Now listen"
If you wanna be a Masterchef, or a contestant
Well, you gotta cry or you won't get far
Cause it's never too late to cry nine-to-five

You can make a roll, or you can customize
You can work real hard or just fantasize
But you don't start eatin' till you realize - "Where's the sauce!"

God gave sausage rolls to you, gave sausage rolls to you
Gave sausage rolls to everyone
God gave sausage rolls to you, gave sausage rolls to you
Put 'em in your shop

(Instrumental break)

God gave sausage rolls to you (to everyone he gave the sausage to be rolled)
Gave sausage rolls to you, gave sausage rolls to everyone

God gave sausage rolls to you (to everyone he gave the sauce to be added)
Gave sausage rolls to you, saved sausage rolls for everyone
Saved sausage rolls

Chorus repeats out...

"I know Masterchef sometimes can get tough! And I know Judges sometimes can be a drag!
But people, we have been given a gift, we have been given a roll
And that rolls name is...Sausage Roll!"
 

ABBA - Gimme! Gimme! Gimme! (A Man After Midnight)
Masterchef - Gimme! Gimme! Gimme! (A Meal After Midnight)

Hamburgers
And I'm watching the cooking show in my flat, hungry and alone
How I hate to spend the evening on an empty stomach
Chicken wings
Looking outside the window and I look around the room
And it makes me so depressed to see no food
There's not a shop out there
No one to hear my stomach growl

Gimme gimme gimme a meal after midnight
Won't somebody help me chase these hunger pains away
Gimme gimme gimme a meal after midnight
It'll get me through this darkness and i'll be on my way

Masterchef stars
At the end of the show, there's a fortune to win
It's so different to the world I'm living in
Tired of T.V. cooking shows
I open the window as I drool into the night
But there's nothing there to eat, no food in sight
There's not a shop out there
No one to hear my stomach growl

Gimme gimme gimme a meal after midnight
Won't somebody help me chase these hunger pains away
Gimme gimme gimme a meal after midnight
It'll get me through this darkness and i'll be on my way

Gimme gimme gimme a meal after midnight
Won't somebody help me chase these hunger pains away
Gimme gimme gimme a meal after midnight
It'll get me through this darkness and i'll be on my way
 

Jamiroquai - Canned Heat
Masterchef - Canned Food

You know this foodie is for real...

I used to put my faith in cooking shows
But then my chance to get on one slipped
I used to worry about my dishes
But now I've thrown my caution to the wind

I have no reason to be cholesterol free, no, no, no
Until I took a trip to the other side of the supermarket, yeah, yeah, yeah
You know I heard that foodie singing, hey
I have no choice now but to chow down, down, down, down

Eat, nothing left for me to do but eat
All these canned meals I'm going through just eat
Got canned food as my meals tonight, baby

I feel the thunder, see the lightning
I know this meal is heaven sent
So I've got to fill up all my cupboards
Because as a foodie I feel so hell bent, hey, hey

It's just an instant gut reaction, that I got
I know I never ever felt this happy before
I don't know what to do but then that's nothing new
Stuck between shows and MC forums I need a meal to make it through

Hey, eat nothing left for me to do but eat
All these canned meals I'm going through just eat
Hey, got canned food as my meals tonight, baby
You know i've got canned food as my meals

You know this foodie is for real...

Only my gut can know the answer
And it grumbles to me when I'm asleep
Gut says you know that you can eat much faster
I know that foodies talk can be so cheap, hey

I got this foodie mind inscribed in me
I'm gonna use my oven to reheat
You know I got these canned meals to eat
Sometimes there's no way I eat, I was born to eat and built to reheat
You've never seen my feet because my gut is so large

Eat, nothing left for me to do but eat
All these canned meals I'm going through just eat hey
Got canned food as my meals tonight, baby

Eat, hey, DJ let the music play
(Let the music play)
I'm gonna eat this party alive
(I wanna eat this party alive)

Hey, DJ throw my dishes away
(Let the music play)
I'm gonna eat this party alive
(I wanna eat this party alive)
Hey, DJ let the music play
(I'm gonna eat this party alive)
I'm gonna eat this party alive
(I'm gonna eat this party alive)
Hey, DJ throw my dishes away
(I'm gonna eat this party alive)

You know that this foodie is for real...

I've got so much canned food as my meals

Eat, gonna eat, gonna eat my blues away tonight
Eat, you know, you know this foodie this foodie is for real
Eat, got so much canned food, canned food as my meals
Eat, gonna eat, gonna eat my blues away tonight
 

Dschinghis Khan - Moscow
Melbourne Victoria - Lockdown

Lockdown welcome to the Victorian land
Built like a rock we stand
Proud and divine
Lockdown our shops and streets
Even through ice and snow
Fuck this shite

And every night night night there is nothing
Oh every night night night there is nothing
And every night night night there is nothing
Here's to you brother hey brother ho

Hey hey hey hey
Lockdown Lockdown
Throw your glasses at the wall
Fame and fortune to us all ho ho ho ho hey
Lockdown Lockdown join us for a laugh
We'll be sleeping round the clock ha ha ha ha hey
Lockdown Lockdown
Drinking vodka all night long
Keeps you happy makes you strong ho ho ho ho hey
Lockdown Lockdown come and have a drink again
You will never leave again Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha

Hey Lockdown La La La La La La La
La La La La La La La Oh Oh Oh Oh hey
Lockdown Lockdown La La La La La La La
La La La La La La La ah ah ah aha

Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
Lockdown Lockdown
Lockdown Lockdown
Take Melbourne in your arms
You'll be dazzled by her charms ho ho ho ho ho hey
Lockdown Lockdown
Government will make you understand
Victoria is a wondrous land Ah ha ha ha ha

Lockdown Lockdown

And every night night night there is nothing
Oh every night night night there is nothing
And every night night night there is nothing
Here's to you brother hey brother ho

Hey hey hey hey
Lockdown Lockdown
Throw your glasses at the wall
And good fortune to us all ho ho ho ho hey
Lockdown Lockdown join us for a laugh
We'll be sleeping round the clock ha ha ha ha hey

Lockdown Lockdown
Drinking vodka all night long
Keeps you happy makes you strong ho ho ho ho hey
Lockdown Lockdown come and have a drink again
You will never leave again Ha Ha Ha Ha Hey
 
Converse said:

Dschinghis Khan - Moscow
Melbourne Victoria - Lockdown

Lockdown welcome to the Victorian land
Built like a rock we stand
Proud and divine
Lockdown our shops and streets
Even through ice and snow
Fuck this shite

And every night night night there is nothing
Oh every night night night there is nothing
And every night night night there is nothing
Here's to you brother hey brother ho

Hey hey hey hey
Lockdown Lockdown
Throw your glasses at the wall
Fame and fortune to us all ho ho ho ho hey
Lockdown Lockdown join us for a laugh
We'll be sleeping round the clock ha ha ha ha hey
Lockdown Lockdown
Drinking vodka all night long
Keeps you happy makes you strong ho ho ho ho hey
Lockdown Lockdown come and have a drink again
You will never leave again Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha

Hey Lockdown La La La La La La La
La La La La La La La Oh Oh Oh Oh hey
Lockdown Lockdown La La La La La La La
La La La La La La La ah ah ah aha

Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
Lockdown Lockdown
Lockdown Lockdown
Take Melbourne in your arms
You'll be dazzled by her charms ho ho ho ho ho hey
Lockdown Lockdown
Government will make you understand
Victoria is a wondrous land Ah ha ha ha ha

Lockdown Lockdown

And every night night night there is nothing
Oh every night night night there is nothing
And every night night night there is nothing
Here's to you brother hey brother ho

Hey hey hey hey
Lockdown Lockdown
Throw your glasses at the wall
And good fortune to us all ho ho ho ho hey
Lockdown Lockdown join us for a laugh
We'll be sleeping round the clock ha ha ha ha hey

Lockdown Lockdown
Drinking vodka all night long
Keeps you happy makes you strong ho ho ho ho hey
Lockdown Lockdown come and have a drink again
You will never leave again Ha Ha Ha Ha Hey
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nice but entirely puzzled by what is happening here
 
Converse said:
Hi everyone, I remember one of these threads from back in the Channel 10 forum days when Masterchef took over from Big Brother. I do remember posting these songs over there back in 2009 or so. I have raided my old backup hard drive and found some of these old remodelled lyric songs from back then and i'll post some of them here...lol

I must tell you these forums are great as in you can also post links to external sites like youtube etc. Something we weren't allowed to ever do all those years ago on the 10 forums. So now I can post the link to the youtube song clip to go with the remodelled lyrics...lol :D

Most of the remodelled lyrics I done back then were mainly for Masterchef as I was at those forums for years after BB got the boot from 10. Also it seems that it's easier to remodel song lyrics for food ingredients...lol

I am thinking about trying to remodel a song lyric to suit the Big Brother show. Maybe someone could give it a go? lol. ;) Cheers!

I'll start off with this classic from Acca Dacca! lol


AC/DC - Thunderstruck
Masterchef - Chunderstruck

Chunder, Chunder, Chunder, Chunder, Chunder, Chunder, Chunder, Chunder, Chunder, Chunder

I was caught
In the middle of a Masterchef test (Chunder)
I looked round
And I knew there was no holding back (Chunder)
My spew raced
And I thought what could I do (Chunder)
And I knew
There was no help, no help from you (Chunder)

Sound of the peas
Growlin´ in my gut
The chunder of carrots
Tore me apart
You´ve been - Chunderstruck

Spewed in the kitchen
Broke the plates, and hit the skids
Went through to finals, yeah finals
And we had some fun
We met some chefs
Some chefs who gave a good show
Cooked all the dishes, played by the rules
Yeah, yeah, they, they, they were spewing aswell

Now were spewin' at the judging
Could I have a bucket please?
Yeah the judges were too kind
You´ve been - Chunderstruck, Chunderstruck
Yeah yeah yeah, Chunderstruck

Oh, Chunderstruck, yeah

Now we´re spewing again geees
Could I have a bucket please?

Chunderstruck, Chunderstruck
Yeah yeah yeah, Chunderstruck
Chunderstruck, yeah, yeah, yeah

Said yeah, it´s alright
We´re feeling fine
Yeah, it´s alright
We´re feeling fine
(So fine)

Chunderstruck, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Chunderstruck, Chunderstruck, Chunderstruck
Whoa baby, baby, Chunderstruck
You´ve been Chunderstruck, Chunderstruck
Chunderstruck, Chunderstruck
You´ve been Chunderstruck
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haha (starting to worry we may know one another)
just found this, wasn't sure if I should post it here...oddly personal, does anyone understand skill involved in changing lyrics...well, kicks (yes, my nick for you)
enjoy LOLO
my alma mater & where I grew up
30 minutes from snowskiing, desert, la, windsurfing/sailing & disneyland aka heaven lol
 
Converse said:

AC/DC - Jailbreak
Masterchef - Grilled Steak

There was a friend of mine on masterchef
And the judges gathered round
Judges found him guilty
Gave him sixteen minutes in hell
He said I ain't wasting my time here
I ain't leaving alone
Ain't breaking my teeth on that damned croquembouche again
I'm freakin' out and not headin' home
Gonna make a grilled steak
And I'm lookin' towards the judges
I'm gonna make a grilled steak
Oh, how I wish that I could win

All in the name of hospitality
All in the name of hospitality
Got to be me

Grilled steak, let me out of here
Grilled steak, sixteen minutes
Grilled steak, had more than I can take
Grilled steak, yeah

He said he'd seen his steak being fooled with
By another contestant
Meat was down and it was gone
He had a fork in his hand
Meat started flying everywhere
And contestants started to scream
Broken plates lying on the ground
With a steak on his grill
That's where his steak had been

But it was
All in the name of hospitality
All in the name of hospitality
It's got to be me

Grilled steak, grilled steak

I got the plate up
Steak's on here

Contestants they were cheerin'
Title they was chasin'
Judges, camera's, spectators, contestants cheering
But he made it through
With a steak on his plate

Grilled steak!
Grilled steak!
Grilled steak!
Grilled steak!
Grilled steak!
Grilled steak!
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(says to self...came for the witty banter of BBaus...just what rabbit hole is this then LOLOL)
kick...this may be a bridge too far, unless you can drag someone else in here ...stepping away from this Musical slipstream lolol
 
Converse said:

Robert Palmer - Addicted To Love
Behind Big Brother - Addicted To Forums

Your threads are gone, while you're not home
The forums are not your own
Your computer heats, your fingers shake
Another post is what it takes

You can't sleep, you can't eat
There's no doubt, you're in deep
Your fingers sweat, you can't type
Another post is what you need

Oohh oohh
You like to think that you're immune to the forums...oh yeah
It's closer to the truth to say you can't get enough
You know you're gonna have to face it
You're addicted to forums

You see the threads, but you can't post
You've probably been banned
Your computer heats in double time
Another post and you'll be fine, a one thread mind

You can't be saved
New threads is all you crave
If there's no more threads left for you
You don't mind to add a few

Oohh oohh
You like to think that you're immune to the forums...oh yeah
It's closer to the truth to say you can't get enough
You know you're gonna have to face it
You're addicted to forums

Might as well face it, you're addicted to forums
Might as well face it, you're addicted to forums
Might as well face it, you're addicted to forums
Might as well face it, you're addicted to forums
Might as well face it, you're addicted to forums

Your threads are gone, but you're not giving up
Your posts are all gone
You're computer heats and teeth grind
Another post and you'll be fine

Oohh oohh
You like to think that you're immune to the forums...oh yeah
It's closer to the truth to say you can't get enough
You know you're gonna have to face it
You're addicted to forums

Might as well face it, you're addicted to forums
Might as well face it, you're addicted to forums
Might as well face it, you're addicted to forums
Might as well face it, you're addicted to forums
Might as well face it, you're addicted to forums
Might as well face it, you're addicted to forums
Might as well face it, you're addicted to forums
Might as well face it, you're addicted to forums
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Converse said:

AC/DC - T.N.T.
Masterchef - M.S.G.

Oi,Oi,Oi,Oi,Oi,Oi,Oi,Oi,Oi,Oi,Oi,Oi,Oi,Oi,Oi

See me slide out of the packet
Onto your favourite dinner plate
Out for all that I can flavour
If you know what I mean
Salt to the left of me
And pepper to the right
Ain't got no taste
Ain't got no life
Don't you start no cooking

Cause I'm M.S.G. I'm dynamite
M.S.G. and I'll win that bite
M.S.G. I'm a flavour load
M.S.G. tastebuds explode

I'm tasty, mean in every cuisine
I'm a wanted flavour
Fast food flavouring number one
Understand?
So lock up your pepper
Lock up your salt
Lock up your pantry door
And cook for your life
The stuff is back in town
So don't you mess me around

Cause I'm M.S.G. I'm dynamite
M.S.G. and I'll win that bite
M.S.G. I'm a flavour load
M.S.G. tastebuds explode

M.S.G. oi, oi, oi
M.S.G. oi, oi, oi
M.S.G. oi, oi, oi
M.S.G. oi, oi, oi
M.S.G. oi
I'm dynamite (oi, oi)
M.S.G. oi
And I'll win that bite (oi, oi)
M.S.G. oi
I'm a flavour load (oi, oi)
M.S.G.
Tastebuds explode
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you can cook?...more than breakfast, flirty bastard LOLO
 
Converse said:

AC/DC - It's A Long Way To The Top (If You Wanna Rock 'N' Roll)
Masterchef - It's A Long Way To The Shop (If You Want A Sausage Roll)

Walking down the hallways
Cooking on the show
People look at you sideways
Eating sausage rolls
Getting cooked
Getting burnt
Getting plates up
Badly done
Getting mad
Getting crook
I tell you folks
It's harder than it looks

It's a long way to the shop
If you want a sausage roll
It's a long way to the shop
If you want a sausage roll
If you think it's easy making scrambled eggs
Try cooking them on a reality show
It's a long way to the shop
If you want a sausage roll

Judges, Camera's
Make you wanna cry
Chefs do the hard stuff
Know the reason why
Getting told
Getting jealous
Getting kicked off
Under-estimated
Getting sold
Second chance?
That's how it goes
Cooking on a show

It's a long way to the shop
If you want a sausage roll
It's a long way to the shop
If you want a sausage roll
If you wanna be a chef on stage and screen
Look out it's rough and mean
It's a long way to the shop
If you want a sausage roll
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let's go outside...
friends all sail, so I know folk from Oz but I think they're all in Perth?
 
Converse said:

Kiss - God Gave Rock And Roll To You
Masterchef - God Gave Sausage Rolls To You

God gave sausage rolls to you, gave sausage rolls to you
Put it in the shops for everyone
Do you know what roll ya want? You don't know for sure
You don't feel right, you can't find a shop
And you're gettin' less than what you're payin' for

You don't have money or a fancy car
And you're tired of wishin' on a michelin star
You gotta put your faith in the tuck shop

Chorus:
God gave sausage rolls to you, gave sausage rolls to you
Gave sausage rolls to everyone (oh yeah)
God gave sausage rolls to you, gave sausage rolls to you
Put it in the shops for everyone

"Now listen"
If you wanna be a Masterchef, or a contestant
Well, you gotta cry or you won't get far
Cause it's never too late to cry nine-to-five

You can make a roll, or you can customize
You can work real hard or just fantasize
But you don't start eatin' till you realize - "Where's the sauce!"

God gave sausage rolls to you, gave sausage rolls to you
Gave sausage rolls to everyone
God gave sausage rolls to you, gave sausage rolls to you
Put 'em in your shop

(Instrumental break)

God gave sausage rolls to you (to everyone he gave the sausage to be rolled)
Gave sausage rolls to you, gave sausage rolls to everyone

God gave sausage rolls to you (to everyone he gave the sauce to be added)
Gave sausage rolls to you, saved sausage rolls for everyone
Saved sausage rolls

Chorus repeats out...

"I know Masterchef sometimes can get tough! And I know Judges sometimes can be a drag!
But people, we have been given a gift, we have been given a roll
And that rolls name is...Sausage Roll!"
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Disneyland is a must
(coasters too)
 
Converse said:

ABBA - Gimme! Gimme! Gimme! (A Man After Midnight)
Masterchef - Gimme! Gimme! Gimme! (A Meal After Midnight)

Hamburgers
And I'm watching the cooking show in my flat, hungry and alone
How I hate to spend the evening on an empty stomach
Chicken wings
Looking outside the window and I look around the room
And it makes me so depressed to see no food
There's not a shop out there
No one to hear my stomach growl

Gimme gimme gimme a meal after midnight
Won't somebody help me chase these hunger pains away
Gimme gimme gimme a meal after midnight
It'll get me through this darkness and i'll be on my way

Masterchef stars
At the end of the show, there's a fortune to win
It's so different to the world I'm living in
Tired of T.V. cooking shows
I open the window as I drool into the night
But there's nothing there to eat, no food in sight
There's not a shop out there
No one to hear my stomach growl

Gimme gimme gimme a meal after midnight
Won't somebody help me chase these hunger pains away
Gimme gimme gimme a meal after midnight
It'll get me through this darkness and i'll be on my way

Gimme gimme gimme a meal after midnight
Won't somebody help me chase these hunger pains away
Gimme gimme gimme a meal after midnight
It'll get me through this darkness and i'll be on my way
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single, cis gender female heterosexual
you?
 
BBpenguin88 said:
(says to self...came for the witty banter of BBaus...just what rabbit hole is this then LOLOL)
kick...this may be a bridge too far, unless you can drag someone else in here ...stepping away from this Musical slipstream lolol
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ROFL! :roflmao:

Hey "slipstream" I think I've heard that song somewhere....LOL! 😜

 
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