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My Kitchen Rules! Yay!

I do like this group better.

I probably would have tossed a galss of cold water in little miss cupcake's face just to cool her off from her obvious Manu infatuation. Get a damn grip on yourself! But then I'd have been branded a bully, so... HAHAHAHA!!!

I like the QLD couple! They seem like they will be fun to watch.
 
I was glad when I got rid of the spice girls. NOW I have little miss cupcake. who is going to be the worse.
 
fantastic place last night, it looked awesome and nice enough guys with a good relationship.

The other guy pair - eww at freaky chesty bond guy - he looks like he's had work done on that fugly skull.
Beauty queens - yuck, especially the younger one who thinks rather highly of her squinty-eyed self.


I reckon thead place was totally one provided for them by the network.

The red moped like masterchef out the front lol.



That blond guy looks like he has skin stretched over his skull. Reminds me of when you see a mummy from egypt.

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Beauty Queens, dare I say the mother is better looking than the daughter? Although I feel dirty saying that.



The domestic goddess, the one with dark hair aint half bad looking.
 
Hey they should make a show with all the worst cooks bunched together.....big fat egos abd few skills....they could see if they have either learnt to cook or learnt humility - or just let them poison each other & scratch each others eyes out....

And the prize could be a place on TAR ;0

What I really want to see is how they select contestants, Pete & Manu have never met them, how do they qualify? It doesn't look like they bother testing their cooking skills.
 
Hey they should make a show with all the worst cooks bunched together.....big fat egos abd few skills....they could see if they have either learnt to cook or learnt humility - or just let them poison each other & scratch each others eyes out....

And the prize could be a place on TAR ;0

What I really want to see is how they select contestants, Pete & Manu have never met them, how do they qualify? It doesn't look like they bother testing their cooking skills.



I don't think it's as much about the cooking as personalities.....

That's why there is no close selection process IMHO

EDIT: Cupcake girl is giving me the shits......... Rant mode engaged.



Gotta love the TV ads for this week. Really hyping up things.

Big headline "SCANDAL" and random dramatic music......

Sound bite from Manu "this is a cooking show."

Really Manu are you that deluded? It's not a cooking show but a contrived reality TV show which is partly scripted...... Seriously.

Train Wreck TV that is fun to watch when nothing else is on.
 
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I'm going to have first stab at the "cheating" saga that's being advertised in tonights show......my guess is they cook with some ingredients they prepared outside of alotted cooking time!
I wish they viewed giving out low scores towards the end (and ragging on other teams) in the hope of staying in the compition as cheating, seems it's an advantage to cook early when everyone is feeling generous!!
Lay off Cupcakes people, come on nothing wrong with a bit of "out there" in a person....makes an individual individual! Although I will admit the friend definately has some poison in her! Go SA!!!
 
Cheating - has to be using something store bought surely?
Like a jar of sauce or something???

Or like me, when asked to bring a plate I usually buy nice stuff - like a salmon roulade thing I can get from the deli, or a nice cake.
Maybe they just buy one element prepared like a pav base or pastry cases???

That Queensland guy has stupid earings so I hate him, they also look like bushpigs:)
 
The gatecrashes they advertise at the start looks like another week of couples
i hope the spice girls and the losers of this group are added to 4 other couples and come back to stir it up
 
Im thinking the Tasmanian team buy some already marinated / premade meat or some prepared salad kit or something like that
 
Oooooo yes, or Tassie has awesome gourmet sausages, maybe something like that.

I'm still rather stunned by the weird Mum/Daughter show, what the hell.........and the seafood thing sounds lovely & tasteful, then they use icky fake banana essence, odd.
 
That Queensland guy has stupid earings so I hate him

I can't stand those plugs. Once you've done that you will be stuck with them for the rest of your life, unless you're prepared to get reconstructed earlobes.

Perth mother and daughter are just creepy though. Mum with her badly dyed hair -- and let's not even mention the singing -- and daughter with spooky eyes. Has she had work done?
 
I think Cupcake & bitchy friend are my least favourite team yet.

How much can change in a day. The mother/daughter are far worse, there's no humour in anything they say (unlike the spice girls), they are just relentlessly nasty.
 
It's odd on another forum lots of people seemingly unable to understand why it is cheating. Always bringing up that they can apparently use chicken stock.


I personally think they should have not had that dish scored.

Seriously if i'm ever going to go on that show, i'm going to have someone come in a cook/prepare the key element of my courses.
 
It's odd on another forum lots of people seemingly unable to understand why it is cheating. Always bringing up that they can apparently use chicken stock.


I personally think they should have not had that dish scored.

Seriously if i'm ever going to go on that show, i'm going to have someone come in a cook/prepare the key element of my courses.
 
Spot on kxk well done!
The mother daughter team are definately a bit spooky....those eyes! And mum thinks she's so entertaining...I hope they are knocked out but I'm worried they'll put a curse on the rest of the show!
 
This show makes me wonder - how many wankers like this out there?
They are responsible for supporting shit eating places since they can't tell the difference between real banana and fake essence, or sauce from a bottle....it's pretentious wankers like this that keep crap places in business.
 
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