This is like p0rn for me.
Love this one! Pretty ingenious and very, very amusing.
When you've got an ass like Michael's, you've gotta flaunt it.
ODE TO MICHAEL'S ASS
Shall I compare thee to a Summer's day?
Thou art more lovely and more temperate:
Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May,
And Summer's lease hath all too short a date.