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Michael is just foul...

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Everything he says is always related to something disgusting - his songs are festy, he was very rude to his mate who walked in and he said he stank. His mind always jumps to some kind of gross idea, like it's on his brain. He is fucking rank
 
Haha there is a video on the OS where Michael is massaging Stacey and big brother said "Michael, you didn't wash your hands after cleaning the toilets!" And Stacey said that he had put his fingers in her mouth....ewwwww
 
michael was digging hard tonight when he said that everyone bitches behind everyone else's backs, it's human nature.

picturing mums all over australia hearing him say that to their tweens watching at home had me cackling with glee
 
viennamoo said:
Haha there is a video on the OS where Michael is massaging Stacey and big brother said "Michael, you didn't wash your hands after cleaning the toilets!" And Stacey said that he had put his fingers in her mouth....ewwwww
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OMG he is feral!
 
I actually think if he lost ten kilos and got a haircut Michael would probably be quite good-looking. It's his personality that's the real ugly monster: he's deluded, two-faced, snide, manipulative, judgemental, condescending, superior and unaware. And he gossips like a fishwife.
 
Jumpy1 said:
Everything he says is always related to something disgusting - his songs are festy, he was very rude to his mate who walked in and he said he stank. His mind always jumps to some kind of gross idea, like it's on his brain. He is fucking rank
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Plus you forgot he's a pasty skinned ranga.
 
Yumq said:
I actually think if he lost ten kilos and got a haircut Michael would probably be quite good-looking. It's his personality that's the real ugly monster: he's deluded, two-faced, snide, manipulative, judgemental, condescending, superior and unaware. And he gossips like a fishwife.
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As you point out, Michael has all the attributes of a winner!
 
I don't hate Michael, but I can see straight through him. I think his strategy of wooing Estelle will come back to bite him on the rear end.
 
Yumq said:
Keke, it impresses me that you can get your foot in your mouth and your head up your arse at the same time.

Carry on.
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Of you are impressed. You are a simple person who is impressed by simple things. This is why you are blind to the brilliance of Michael's strategy.
 
Brilliance? He just halved his chances of winning by opening his dorky mouth about Estelle less than 24 hours after spooning her.
It amazes me the amount of stupid these housemates produce, does he not think that this isn't going to be viewed? Fucking moron.
 
Sorceress said:
Brilliance? He just halved his chances of winning by opening his dorky mouth about Estelle less than 24 hours after spooning her.
It amazes me the amount of stupid these housemates produce, does he not think that this isn't going to be viewed? Fucking moron.
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By saying that he has, "just halved his chances", are you saying that you would have voted for him but now will not?
 
keke said:
Of you are impressed. You are a simple person who is impressed by simple things. This is why you are blind to the brilliance of Michael's strategy.
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No. I've said it before, if Michael had played this game as just a fun housemate nothing would have stopped him winning. Instead of plain sailing his way to victory, his over-inflated ego took over and he felt compelled to control everything. From a winning position, Michael might just lose everything, due to his 'strategy' of:

a) aggressively targeting Estelle, which has made her into one of the strongest HMs
b) creating an atmosphere of 'them' and 'us'
c) gossiping about HMs behind their backs
d) saying nice things to a HMs face then immediately talking them down to other HMs, and
e) doing all of the above on national TV, where he will no doubt be harshly judged.

I'm not blind to Michael's strategy, I've just been around enough to spot a two-faced bullshitter when I see one.
 
keke said:
By saying that he has, "just halved his chances", are you saying that you would have voted for him but now will not?
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I don't vote and I'd rather chew my arm off than vote for Ben or Michael.
He would have gained votes for being affectionate towards Estelle.
 
That's it Yumq, Michael has to control everything. That will be his undoing I think.
 
Strahan said:
I don't hate Michael, but I can see straight through him. I think his strategy of wooing Estelle will come back to bite him on the rear end.
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Indeed. Michael the genius has snatched defeat from the jaws of victory.
 
Strahan said:
I don't hate Michael, but I can see straight through him. I think his strategy of wooing Estelle will come back to bite him on the rear end.
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I have a funny feeling that Estelle has a hunch not to trust Michael, I can see her smarts are working a lot better than Michaels.
 
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