Masterchef 2018

[Evan44]

Kristen's dessert the other night was very clever[DOUBLEPOST=1531044092][/DOUBLEPOST]I always thought the chocolate fountain was a phallic symbol

 

[Beachsands]

I’m with you on your favourites. I like Samira a lot, but Kirsten would really benefit from this.

Sad that I can’t spell!

 

[Meglos]

OMG at that picture of George & Heston. Was that photoshopped or actually real? Brilliant either way.

 

[delcan]

This is not suspenseful because they will say something negative about Ben's dish, it is suspenseful because of the bullshit they will make up so that Ben's dish sounds amazing

 

[Evan44]

Mr Stickyfingers............that will give me nightmares now, the thought of George climaxing over Heston and his molecular Gastronomy

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

OMG at that picture of George & Heston. Was that photoshopped or actually real? Brilliant either way.

...haha!... it was an image that I found while surfing the Internet Meglos... all I did was to add the words lol!... hence my brief Photoshop revival lol!... who could resist adding a punchline to a natural image like that?... lol!... cheers.

 

[oddjob]

But Jess SHOULD know what Porcini is and know how to use it

She is only 19. It’s just inevitable there’s things she hasn’t tried yet.

 

[Beachsands]

Good on Samira for coming up with a decent idea for the miso. Which I'm sure the judges will tear her apart for, but it sounds fine to me

I love miso! Always have it in the fridge, same goes for porchini and well I’m loving fresh peas at the moment. Love shopping locally!!!

 

[delcan]

OMFG CRITICISM OF BEN!!! I can't believe it!

 

[oddjob]

Frankly the previous two winners have been duds - where are Elena and Diana now?
The people who come 2nd or 3rd tend to have longer lasting careers and impacts - a good example is Matt Sinclair

Elena is on Studio 10 tomorrow to talk about what’s she’s doing. Diana has a temporary place at hwkr in Melbourne.

Or was that a rhetorical question?

 

[Evan44]

The Thursday night elimination involves them having to replicate that snow egg thing, the Peter Gilmore one. The twist is they have to make 3 plates of it.

 

[Beachsands]

...I had to laugh when the monotone kid Ben said... "it's time to put my head down and bum up to win this!"... is that why you've been told by 'Gaz' and George that you are the designated winner of this show no matter what happens Ben?... ... and now... they're giving him plenty of hints at the moment to make sure that he doesn't stuff up in this challenge too... bastards!... cheers.

Nah it has to be Reece. He is a mega sweet heart.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...I really do have to say that I'm not really watching the show to be honest as attentively as I usually do tonight...I'm just glancing at it while pottering around with other stuff on my computer... we already know what is happening so what's the point?... here comes Chloe... we all know what's about to happen so see what I mean?... cheers.

 

[delcan]

She is only 19. It’s just inevitable there’s things she hasn’t tried yet.

Yeah, I still think she should know what it is and how to use it

 

[Evan44]

I follow Reece on social media, he's very funny on there, not sure you see that side of him on Masterchef.

 

[Evan44]

Frankly, they are all nice people, it's not their fault that the show is manipulated in a certain way to achieve a contrived outcome. That's reality TV for ya, although thank god the right couple won Love Island the other night

 

[oddjob]

...I really do have to say that I'm not really watching the show to be honest as attentively as I usually do tonight...I'm just glancing at it while pottering around with other stuff on my computer... we already know what is happening so what's the point?... here comes Chloe... we all know what's about to happen so see what I mean?... cheers.

I know how you feel, Mr S. My mind has moved onto other things a few times.

 

[delcan]

Reece's dish reminds me of the handmaiden's on the Handmaid's Tale

 

[Evan44]

The show seems very stale to me this year. Gosh, it needs a shakeup in 2019, starting with new judges, and less contestants to start with.[DOUBLEPOST=1531044809][/DOUBLEPOST]I would replace Gary and George with Gordon Ramsey and Nigella if possible, if not there are other alternatives.

 

[Beachsands]

I follow Reece on social media, he's very funny on there, not sure you see that side of him on Masterchef.

Tell me more. I would definitely follow. I’m on Facebook, Instagram and Twitter. Where do I look?