Masterchef 2018

[delcan]

Come on, Ben did not deserve to be tasted. This is a joke. They love monotone Ben for some reason I don't understand

Actually, they love monotone Zumbo so of course they love montone Ben

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

Pointless is now “coming soon”.

...I think that we're already watching 'pointless' with all of these challenges on this show this week to be honest oddjob... this show is so boring tonight methinks!... cheers.

 

[delcan]

Sashi's dish looks amazing but he's not Ben or Red Head

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

Come on, Ben did not deserve to be tasted. This is a joke. They love monotone Ben for some reason I don't understand

Actually, they love monotone Zumbo so of course they love montone Ben

...he's either having intimate relations with one of their relatives or he has photos of them in compromising positions of some type I imagine?... mind you... they are just theories on my part of course delcan... cheers.

 

[oddjob]

Come on, Ben did not deserve to be tasted. This is a joke. They love monotone Ben for some reason I don't understand

Actually, they love monotone Zumbo so of course they love montone Ben

Then they’re like surprised it’s good. If you didn’t think it was going to be very good, why did they pick it to taste?

 

[oddjob]

...I think that we're already watching 'pointless' with all of these challenges on this show this week to be honest oddjob... this show is so boring tonight methinks!... cheers.

You maybe onto something there.

 

[delcan]

Then they’re like surprised it’s good. If you didn’t think it was going to be very good, why did they pick it to taste?[DOUBLEPOST=1529834975][/DOUBLEPOST]

You maybe onto something there.

Exactly - the brief images I saw of Brendan and Gina's dishes looked amazing. But that's not the narrative they are going with

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...and... surprise!!!!!... Ben or Big Red will win it I imagine?... it won't be Jess of course... cheers.

 

[Beachsands]

Come on, Ben did not deserve to be tasted. This is a joke. They love monotone Ben for some reason I don't understand

Actually, they love monotone Zumbo so of course they love montone Ben

I was a tad bored today and read everything MasterChef. Reece is gay. Lovely boy, no wonder the girls love him. Ben has a pretty serious illness.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...oh wow!... we're coming up to 200 pages soon on this thread... go us!... cheers.

 

[delcan]

WTF!!!!!!!!

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...well... Reece did well and... of course Ben too!... who woulda thunk it eh?... cheers.

 

[delcan]

Haha poor Khanh

 

[delcan]

Poor Sashi. Someone give him ear plugs

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...a friggin white Xmas tree!... the boys up on the Gantry above would have already been able to see that behind the wall so why did they bother to act so surprised?... I call bullshit on their parts!... cheers.

 

[delcan]

Gary pointing out his favourites to Zumbo

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...let the wankfest begin eh?... what a load of crap this challenge is... why doesn't Gary just lay down on his back with his mouth open and just let them build it up from his mouth upwards to save everyone some time eh?... cheers.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

Gary pointing out his favourites to Zumbo

...oh yes he sure is isn't he?... he doesn't even care anymore about pretending does he?... he doesn't care what we think as viewers and just directs the show to the way that he wants... such is the ego of the man... cheers.

 

[delcan]

And this is why your TV show failed, Zumbo

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

And this is why your TV show failed, Zumbo

...bwahahaha!... sooooo true lol!... funny as!... cheers.