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Masterchef 2018

Welcome back Mr Stickygfingers!

Yep, another week of Gary and George doing their best to stop Big Red and Chloe getting eliminated[DOUBLEPOST=1529832820][/DOUBLEPOST]And a whole frigging week of boring desserts, croquenbushes, whatever else they have to make etc.

...thanks my friend... and yes Evan44... a boring week indeed as Desertsands said... we have dumbo Zumbo to put up with too lol!... cheers.
 
I think the other contestant who gets a big of favourtism from them is Ben

...for bloody sure he does Evan44... he must be banging one of their relatives or something?... why they like him so much I have no idea?...

I know what would make this season suck even more? Tamara returns as a guest chef LOL

...bite your tongue!!!!!... lol!... don't say it out loud because it will happen for sure lol!... cheers.
 
...I'm watching this on really massive giant TV that our daughter has and you can see the boogahs up their noses I swear it!... anyhow... Big Red came onto the screen and wow!... hasn't she got a lot of freckles!... I don't know why she puts on so much makeup to cover them up... I love women with freckles... Samira is really pretty close up... cheers.
 
...I'm watching this on really massive giant TV that our daughter has and you can see the boogahs up their noses I swear it!... anyhow... Big Red came onto the screen and wow!... hasn't she got a lot of freckles!... I don't know why she puts on so much makeup to cover them up... I love women with freckles... Samira is really pretty close up... cheers.

Yes, I’m a freckle man too. Though in Red’s case I’ll make an exception.
 
...just to let you all know by the way... where our daughter lives in QLD she was telling us that her phone drops out all of the time in this area and that they only have 1 or 2 bars on their phones all of the time... so far my dongle has never had that happen and has all of it's bars all the time... so from this moment onwards my dongle has risen in status from 'dongle' to my 'super dongle!'... what a good little boy he is... I'm so proud!... but anyway... on with tonight's show!... lol!... cheers.
I’m tempted by this but sadly can’t rise to the occasion!!![DOUBLEPOST=1529834336][/DOUBLEPOST]
Pardon me. :)
 
...well it's great to see that Zombo hasn't changed since his show hit the fan isn't it?... still no charisma whatsoever... still no indication of ANY form of personality whatsoever... still no sense of humour... still not photogenic whatsoever... still looks like he is always busting for a poo... BUT!... he has attempted some sort of resemblance of a smile a couple of times so surprise surprise!... he must have had some lessons or coaching of some type to achieve that methinks!... cheers.
 
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