Masterchef 2018

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...so the Chef has already been instructed to shit on Hoda's dish already eh?... what a turd... cheers.

 

[Beachsands]

It'd be like them to send Hoda home, wouldn't shock me actually

Sadly true

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...don't talk shit with the "potentially Hoda could be going home for that dish" dross mate... we know that you've already had her in your sights... and... Chloe is the overall winner of course!... cheers.

 

[Beachsands]

Phew!

 

[delcan]

Nothing personal Genene, but thank God

These judges are arseholes

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...WHAT THE FUG?... my Hoda is safe??????... oh thank fug for that!!!!!!... I was missing her already... I am so fuggin' relieved... sheesh!... cheers.

 

[Beachsands]

Who is going over to the island and who’s staying for HYBPA?

 

[oddjob]

No restaurant experiences for Genene.

 

[oddjob]

Who is going over to the island and who’s staying for HYBPA?

HYBPA for me!

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

Who is going over to the island and who’s staying for HYBPA?

HYBPA for me!

...I'm actually taping HYBPA because with rewind I never miss any of their flurry of jokes so I'm going over to Love Island now... thanks for the fun tonight folks... and... thank god that my sweet Hoda is safe... and them declaring Chloe of all people as the 'winner'... what a sham that is... Gary and George should be publicly flogged in a square... bastards!... cheers.

 

[Meglos]

Oh thank god for that, Hoda is safe.
Chloe is the pet though.

 

[Meglos]

So if I put white chocolate into my desktop printer, it'll work? Nah, won't try that one

LOL. They actually didn't describe it very well, and I wonder how many parents will be trying to wash chocolate out of their 3D printers tomorrow.

 

[Meglos]

I hope Zombo is coming back this year, it's time they had to reproduce another crokenbush or whatever that thing was called

As long as they don't recreate his flop tv show.
Can a 3D printer add a dimension to a personality? Otherwise Zumbo's would be strictly 2D.

 

[Meglos]

Guessing they are at the cube in Mclaren Vale with a comment like that? I could imagine a wanker pastry chef making a cake in that shape they had to recreate

Yep.

 

[Meglos]

...you mean Ben my friend... Brendan has already gone... cheers.

Yes but I'm pinning my immunity pin on hopes that Brendan will be back in the second chance round.

 

[Meglos]

Can I just say that if I ordered lemon meringue pie (or something similar), and they "plated up" something deconstructed that looked like peas sheltering under a Connect 4 game and sprinkled in dandruff, I'd be asking for my money back if they were lucky.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

Can I just say that if I ordered lemon meringue pie (or something similar), and they "plated up" something deconstructed that looked like peas sheltering under a Connect 4 game and sprinkled in dandruff, I'd be asking for my money back if they were lucky.

...bwahahaha!... bloody as funny as!... lol!... cheers.

 

[oddjob]

I hope Zombo is coming back this year, it's time they had to reproduce another crokenbush or whatever that thing was called

Initially I thought “Zombo” was just a spelling error, but now I realise he really should have been called Zombo all along.

 

[sav0001]

Rose..............Gary last night was going on about what a Masterchef success story Rose was. Um, really? She came 12th

He meant post Masterchef.

 

[oddjob]

...I'm actually taping HYBPA because with rewind I never miss any of their flurry of jokes so I'm going over to Love Island now... thanks for the fun tonight folks... and... thank god that my sweet Hoda is safe... and them declaring Chloe of all people as the 'winner'... what a sham that is... Gary and George should be publicly flogged in a square... bastards!... cheers.

I find I usually end up watching the show again at some point during the week.