Masterchef 2018

[delcan]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

[Evan44]

Like last year and the year before, all the boys are getting kicked out early, just as the 3 amigos like it.
I think the only dudes who will make it into the final 10 will be Reece, Ben, Khan and maybe Loki if he comes back via 2nd chance

 

[delcan]

My eyes are leaking

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...well... there you have it... and by the expressions in the Gallery above he is about to be dragged outside to be hung... drawn and quartered... um... he's just leaving the show peoples!... thank god that my sweet Jess is safe... cheers.

 

[Evan44]

Sarah is actually worse than Tamara, because unlike Tamara, Sarah actually can cook, but like Tamara, she's a camera and attention hog, and those 3 fat judges have boners for her

 

[Fuzz]

Sent home for blue steak.
If I ever come across any of these judges eating steak tartare Im calling Todd Sampson up to bodyhack them all into blue little pieces

 

[delcan]

Opening a cafe with his Mum. Bless

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...oh wow!... Brendan has secured a senior position at the Coles Butchery where Curtis works behind the counter!... he's now Curtis's boss!... woohoo!... way to go Brendan!... cheers.

 

[Evan44]

South Australian week - ooh goodie.
Then again, as much as we bitch about Masterchef, at least it ain't MKR

 

[delcan]

Sent home for blue steak.
If I ever come across any of these judges eating steak tartare Im calling Todd Sampson up to bodyhack them all into blue little pieces

Maybe he could body hack Gary? Take us into his mind and his belly

 

[Beachsands]

The 4 of them about to wet themselves over Sarah - she's the Tamara of 2018, she'll be final 5 for sure, bet on it.

Fug it.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

Sarah is actually worse than Tamara, because unlike Tamara, Sarah actually can cook, but like Tamara, she's a camera and attention hog, and those 3 fat judges have boners for her

...yup!... correct on all accounts my friend... it's so sad and pathetic... anyhow... I'm jumping over to the 'Love Island' thread now so thanks for all of the fun folks!... see you there maybe?... cheers.

 

[Beachsands]

Hurrah for Sunday.
Beer me up.

As a born and bred south Australian I seriously can’t wait.

 

[Fuzz]

Maybe he could body hack Gary? Take us into his mind and his belly

You are brave @delcan
I couldnt.
Two reasons.
1/ I dont want go to hell.
2/ Bodyhacking Gary would take an eternity.
So I guess reason 2 would save me from reason 1.

 

[oddjob]

...oh wow!... Brendan has secured a senior position at the Coles Butchery where Curtis works behind the counter!... he's now Curtis's boss!... woohoo!... way to go Brendan!... cheers.

Lol. He’s now a quick draw on the pricing gun.

 

[oddjob]

South Australian week - ooh goodie.
Then again, as much as we bitch about Masterchef, at least it ain't MKR

Hopefully Poh might show up at some point.

 

[Beachsands]

South Australian week - ooh goodie.
Then again, as much as we bitch about Masterchef, at least it ain't MKR

I love MasterChef. I love the multi cultural thing and the fact that people are genuinely nice.

 

[Fuzz]

I love MasterChef. I love the multi cultural thing and the fact that people are genuinely nice.

So true.
One of the few competition reality shows that doesnt rely on mean-spirited critique.
Its why our version is so well lauded 'round the globe.
The Great British bake off and subsequent other international versions of the show took this direct cue Im sure.
Aussie Masterchef even metamorphosised Ramsay into being nice on a competition based show.

 

[Meglos]

That SUCKS.
Brendan, you're going home because.... you're not a young girl, duh!
Yes, his steak was undercooked, but what was all that guff about it being a crime that Chloe was the only one who didn't respect the meat? She minced it in a simple dish, Brendan at least tried something complex.
Why is it ok for the meat to be raw sometimes,but not others?
I really think these eliminations should be blind tastings.

 

[Meglos]

Noooo! Poor Brendan! He has no chance against these three (judges) favourites

You called it early, well done (sadly).