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Masterchef 2018

Mr Stickyfingers said:
..."oh my gosh!... we're going in a Helicopter!"... coos one of them... ooooooh!... whoopdy fuggin' doooooo!... I've never been in one but I'm sure that I won't have an orgasm whenever I do I can assure you... silly people... cheers.
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I've been in a helicopter. When I was 18 months old and almost died of Meningitis and had to be flown to the nearest capital city. So, yeah, not so excited.
 
delcan said:
Her profile was an unexpected gem. I'm looking forward to your reactions :wink:
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It's a gift that keeps on giving. My mind is blown by this wondrous bottle-redhead who when not cooking up culinary delights with Brazilian Doug and baby Elvis, or sucking up to Gary, spends her time foraging for wild mushrooms behind old clothes shops. Or something like that.
 
Meglos said:
It's a gift that keeps on giving. My mind is blown by this wondrous bottle-redhead who when not cooking up culinary delights with Brazilian Doug and baby Elvis, or sucking up to Gary, spends her time foraging for wild mushrooms behind old clothes shops. Or something like that.
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...and... did you see the way that she flirted up to Gary and George when presenting HER dishes?... not the collective teams dish... HER dishes... Gary and George were lapping up her flirtations like young boys looking at a Porno mag... it's sickening to watch... especially when she flutters her eyelashes and goes all 'gushy' and walks away with a swish and a bounce... but... after all of that showmanship... she still lost lol!... she so thought that she had it in the bag... that was the best part for me... when she realised that it was all for nothing lol!... cheers.
 
Meglos said:
It's a gift that keeps on giving. My mind is blown by this wondrous bottle-redhead who when not cooking up culinary delights with Brazilian Doug and baby Elvis, or sucking up to Gary, spends her time foraging for wild mushrooms behind old clothes shops. Or something like that.
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Let's face it, we are the real winners here. I went through everyone else's profile and the only one with any suspect content other than hers was Chloe, and that was her love of Gary, which certainly explains a lot. I felt a bit mean hating on her sometimes, but now it seems completely justified
 
delcan said:
Let's face it, we are the real winners here. I went through everyone else's profile and the only one with any suspect content other than hers was Chloe, and that was her love of Gary, which certainly explains a lot. I felt a bit mean hating on her sometimes, but now it seems completely justified
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...I don't think that any of us truly 'hate on' her delcan... yourself included... it's more a 'hatred' of her lack of skills but she's trying to dazzle us with smoke and mirrors in trying to convince us of how 'good' she is... I personally don't think much of her cooking skills at all to be honest... she thinks that trying to stick out and being 'pretty' plus her flirtatious womanly ways with Gary and George will win this for her... we see through that... that's what we 'hate'... not her... hopefully she's not here for the long run... we'll see I guess?... cheers.
 
Mr Stickyfingers said:
...when they did that long shot of the table that Gary and co were sitting at I thought that it was the Last Supper or something?... cheers.
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Mr Stickyfingers said:
...there's that 'Last Supper' vibe again in the long shot of that table lol!... **resists urge to do a Photoshop of it**... lol!... cheers.
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...not a Photoshop but just a comparison... I said that there was a 'Last Supper' vibe about it didn't I?... lol!... cheers.
 
Evan44 said:
"A Competition Favourite" - could be Ben maybe, or Brendan. I'm sure Sarah won't be going home quite yet, Gary and George will make sure of it.
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...when they say "A Competition Favourite" Evan44 that translates to THEIR "Competition Favourite"... not ours so it will most likely be someone that THEY liked I imagine... most likely OUR favourites are safe lol!... cheers.
 
Mr Stickyfingers said:
...I love it when Matt puts food in his mouth because his eyes look to one side if he's planning a death of someone by a Hitman or something lol!... cheers.
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...haha!... as I said... lol!... cheers.
 
Mr Stickyfingers said:
...there's that 'Last Supper' vibe again in the long shot of that table lol!... **resists urge to do a Photoshop of it**... lol!... cheers.
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delcan said:
Please do! We are well overdue for a photoshop!
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Mr Stickyfingers said:
...haha!... probably not delcan... I feel that people grew weary with them so I've stopped doing them altogether lol!... perhaps one day in a far far distant Galaxy............... cheers.
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delcan said:
I always love them :)
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Fuzz said:
Me too.
Do it for the people Mr S!!!
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Beachsands said:
Never
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...haha!... you all persuaded me to do one last 'swan song' Photoshop afterall... it's over on the 'Love Island' thread... it had been bubbling inside of me since that show started so hopefully you enjoy it... lol!... cheers.
 
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