Masterchef 2018

[Fuzz]

Obviously Ive never been to classy restaurants.
Ive never heard the "Overture of the doomed tuille" pumped loudly out of amplifiers whilst waiting for my dessert.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

jumping jelly.

...that sounds like that could be a new single for The Wiggles my friend lol!... cheers.

 

[Beachsands]

...haha!... let's just say that we all bowed out gracefully together due to technical circumstances eh?... we were all so stupid to think that Channel fuggin' 9 would honour their viewers viewing habits so it really is a mass ending due to unforseen circumstances in the end methinks!... let's face it... we ARE talking about Channel fuggin' 9 aren't we?... lol!... cheers.

Channel 9 and 7 are a waste of space

 

[Columbo]

brendans dish looks awful, and i bet it tastes awful too.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

Oh, she’s still has a jugful. So we didn’t really need that commercial break after all.

...say what?... does she have nice jugs?... cheers.

 

[delcan]

Brendan plates perfection!

 

[Evan44]

They'll rave and rave about Brendan.
Jo's a goner, I think, has more errors than Lisa

 

[Columbo]

are the judges blind?

 

[Fuzz]

Tricky economics. Such dishes obviously take time to make in a real restaurant.
But then if you are the type to pay 100 bucks for a dessert you have all the time in the world to wait.

 

[oddjob]

...say what?... does she have nice jugs?... cheers.

Nigella has left the building, Mr. S.

 

[Columbo]

and looks like the judges have lost their sense of taste too.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...jeez!... they're actually giving Brendan's dish a good wrap?... have I missed something?... I'd say that Jo my girl is going home tonight... her dish looks godawful!... cheers.

 

[Columbo]

uh oh, here is jo.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

Nigella has left the building, Mr. S.

...bwahaha!... sadly... yes she has my friend lol!... cheers.

 

[Evan44]

They want Brendan to be the next Reynold, bet George gets him an apprenticeship

 

[Columbo]

They want Brendan to be the next Reynold, bet George gets him an apprenticeship

angry george?

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

Tricky economics. Such dishes obviously take time to make in a real restaurant.
But then if you are the type to pay 100 bucks for a dessert you have all the time in the world to wait.

...bwahahaha!... that's a great point that you have there my friend lol!... cheers.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

They want Brendan to be the next Reynold, bet George gets him an apprenticeship

...if Brendan doesn't mind being underpaid then he should jump at it methinks Evan44!... cheers.

 

[delcan]

...jeez!... they're actually giving Brendan's dish a good wrap?... have I missed something?... I'd say that Jo my girl is going home tonight... her dish looks godawful!... cheers.

He wore a pair of fake boobs

 

[Columbo]

...if Brendan doesn't mind being underpaid then he should jump at it methinks Evan44!... cheers.

or yelled at by angry george