Masterchef 2018

[Mr Stickyfingers]

I guess we will count you as the first quitter then.

...haha!... that's unfair lol!... no... Channel fuggin' 9 are the first quitters... they have no right to do that to us... the bastards!... (but why am I not surprised?)... lol!... cheers.

 

[Columbo]

time is ticking....like ourlives. when will it stop?

 

[oddjob]

I guess we will count you as the first quitter then.

I may have already snatched that.

 

[Columbo]

ohhh come on lisa, don't fail please.

 

[Evan44]

Lisa or Jo going home, I think

 

[delcan]

Jelly slopping all over the place!

 

[oddjob]

Uh oh.

 

[Fuzz]

A Tolstoy length set of instructions to construct a dish that will take hours to make.
Only for Gary to snuffle it down in milliseconds.
Seems rather a waste of time.

 

[oddjob]

Her jelly’s turned to... er, jelly.

 

[Columbo]

all these dishes are so complicated.

ohhh lisac is giing to spill it. damn knew it. failed.

 

[Affable]

I may have already snatched that.

I was thinking it would be you.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...oh my god!... I can't stand being in suspenders!... oopsies!... erm... I mean... suspense like this!... just tell me that Jo is safe ffs!... sheesh!... cheers.

 

[Columbo]

jumping jelly.

 

[Evan44]

Lisa going home, has had no airtime whatsoever before tonight.
The contestants on the gantry who get the most airtime - tonight it's Reece, Hodda and Sarah and Ben........they'll be around for a while

 

[Meglos]

Pretentious Peach Melba.

"The peach is really popping!"

 

[Fuzz]

Reece simply cannot win the title.
He should be on Masterandroidchef.

 

[Evan44]

I doubt Reece will win, bet he makes the top 10 though and finishes 8th or something like that

 

[oddjob]

Oh, she’s still has a jugful. So we didn’t really need that commercial break after all.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

I may have already snatched that.

I was thinking it would be you.

...haha!... let's just say that we all bowed out gracefully together due to technical circumstances eh?... we were all so stupid to think that Channel fuggin' 9 would honour their viewers viewing habits so it really is a mass ending due to unforseen circumstances in the end methinks!... let's face it... we ARE talking about Channel fuggin' 9 aren't we?... lol!... cheers.

 

[delcan]

IT'S NOT TEMPERED!