Masterchef 2018

[Fuzz]

Reece sounds like a replicant from Bladerunner such is his monotone.

 

[Columbo]

This show doesn't work like that.

It's more... Brendan is a boy, the other three are girls, he's probably going to lose.

brendan=grant of this show.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

Evening all

I stayed up especially for this.

...jolly good show ol' chap eh wot?... it's great to see that you made such an effort my friend lol!... cheers.

 

[Evan44]

It might be just me, but that thing looks pretty inedible, there have been better pressure tests than this one

 

[Columbo]

yesss, whisk those eggs with passion.

 

[Meglos]

brendan=grant of this show.

Except he's nice.

 

[Columbo]

brendan taking too long. too much thinking not enough doing.

 

[Fuzz]

If I read the instructions wrong I could ruin the dish.
Masterliteracy

 

[Columbo]

Except he's nice.

nice is the worst thing you can be, mr meglos.

 

[Evan44]

I bet Gary and George will be doing their best to put off Brendan LOL

 

[Columbo]

that sugar cage looks mighty tricky to make.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

Reece sounds like a replicant from Bladerunner such is his monotone.

...THAT'S IT!!!!!... lol!... something has been niggling me at the back of my mere pittance of a brain that there was something about him that was beyond me but couldn't quite fathom what it was about him... thanks my friend... problem solved!... lol!... spot on Fuzz!... lol!... cheers.

 

[oddjob]

...jolly good show ol' chap eh wot?... it's great to see that you made such an effort my friend lol!... cheers.

I really need to focus if I’m going to get through this!

 

[Fuzz]

LOL. Nice shirt and shimmy from the gallery

 

[Columbo]

I bet Gary and George will be doing their best to put off Brendan LOL

i hope you are right.

 

[Meglos]

nice is the worst thing you can be, mr meglos.

On Love Island maybe.
I don't think it's a particular disadvantage on Masterchef.
Or in life.

 

[Fuzz]

Poach my peaches.
*camera cuts to Gary with a dirty old man shit eating grin on his face*

 

[Columbo]

sweeating palms, beating hearts, will their souls be crushed by this pressure test? their dreams ended by this devious dish?

 

[Columbo]

On Love Island maybe.
I don't think it's a particular disadvantage on Masterchef.
Or in life.

it is in life. you have to be not nice.[DOUBLEPOST=1528105690][/DOUBLEPOST]uh oh, jenny falling behind.

and now she drops her sugar cage. might as well make some toast for the judges now.

 

[Evan44]

Who on earth is Jenny? They've barely shown her before tonight.