Masterchef 2018

[Fuzz]

Gordon is being really helpful???

I can see restraint in his eyes. He wants to unleash but part of the lucrative contract he signed to appear must include a figurative swear jar.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

Gordon is being really helpful???

...it's not Gordon... it's a Robot replica or a Clone... he's being too nice... it's not him... cheers.

 

[kxk]

Jess is gorgeous, so cute
Lots of very nice gentle types in this

 

[delcan]

I feel bad for Brendan. I regularly cut/burn my hand and it is a pain in the arse for cooking and I'm never doing it with a time limit

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...I think that Gordon is a really good Chef but he's not "the best Chef in the World" as the Ads kept saying... there are many more Chefs that are way better than him in my opinion... cheers.

 

[kxk]

I have never had or seen Yorkshire pudding, mystery to me
And I had a Brit boyfriend I tried to make it for, clueless when it is so strange, fat and flour

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

Jess is gorgeous, so cute
Lots of very nice gentle types in this

...Jess is amoung my favourites on this show and yes... she is gorgeous... cheers.

 

[kxk]

...I think that Gordon is a really good Chef but he's not "the best Chef in the World" as the Ads kept saying... there are many more Chefs that are way better than him in my opinion... cheers.

Of course he isn't, that award goes to the Spanish guys, always for the last 5 years, you have to book for 5 years or something

He is the most FAMOUS chef, never the best, I prefer Jamie's stuff

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

I feel bad for Brendan. I regularly cut/burn my hand and it is a pain in the arse for cooking and I'm never doing it with a time limit

...I think that Brendan will go a really long way in this because he's a quiet achiever that always gets great results... he could end up in the top 5 pending any future disasters methinks!... cheers.

 

[Fuzz]

Doesnt know what a scallop is. Uses it as main ingredient.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

I have never had or seen Yorkshire pudding, mystery to me
And I had a Brit boyfriend I tried to make it for, clueless when it is so strange, fat and flour

...in all of my childhood life we were brought up on Yorkshire puddings and managed to build up an immunity to their blandness by the age of about 12... if I ate one now I would probably cry for being so brave at such a young age now... lol!... urgh!... cheers.

 

[Fuzz]

Gina. A yorkshire pudding can never be a hero.
Its purely a stodge accompaniment.

 

[kxk]

Millennium pink suits Matt.....ha, ha, pun intended, Matt is hip to colours

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...some of them were positioning the food with their fingers without gloves on... I hope that they didn't scratch their bums or pick their noses while cooking it... just saying... cheers.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...well Brett the serial killer did good at least... well done him!... cheers.

 

[Fuzz]

...some of them were positioning the food with their fingers without gloves on... I hope that they didn't scratch their bums or pick their noses while cooking it... just saying... cheers.

Well. Its not as bad as Gary's snout and trotters inspecting the food.

 

[kxk]

taste the Indian/or Sri Lankan guy please, and Jess

 

[Affable]

I am waiting for some good criticism from Gordon.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...Brendan the one armed bandit nailed it!... good one mate!... cheers.

 

[kxk]

So that is what a Yorkshire thing looks like