Masterchef 2018

[oddjob]

I twigged tonight that another contestant was probably gay too, by his reactions. Though he may just be camp straight - like Jericho from Survivor.
This guy

He was very impressed with the footy player.

 

[Fuzz]

Only Masterchef has coin toss cam.
Their attention to detail and epicness is unsurpassed.

 

[delcan]

Not a terribly interesting challenge

 

[delcan]

Sashi already getting the bad music.[DOUBLEPOST=1526463698][/DOUBLEPOST]Red Head thinks she is in charge

 

[Fuzz]

Not a terribly interesting challenge

But but but its on the MCG.
One of the most iconic sports venues on the planet.
But yeah. Its still cooking in a park with no trees and lots of grass.

 

[oddjob]

Tim does not look excited to be on that team

But he does often look like he’d cut a throat at short notice.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...**Sticky rushes in late and slams door**... evenin' all... what have I missed?... what have I missed?... anything good?... cheers.

 

[Fuzz]

Standby for bad footy punnage...
"15 minutes left. Who will kick the final goal?"
"Boom Boom Boom. Kick the goal"
"Final siren will blow soon. Like my uncontrollable jet powered flatulence, "screams Gary in gaseous euphoria.

 

[delcan]

...**Sticky rushes in late and slams door**... evenin' all... what have I missed?... what have I missed?... anything good?... cheers.

Sashi is the leader of the Blue Team, but Red Head thinks she is

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

Unless Chloe screws up royally on something, she’s going to win this year.

All 3 judges are just drooling over her.

...haha!... Gary must have settled for her because he couldn't latch onto a blond girl this year lol!... he prefers blond girls usually from memory SeanE... lol!... cheers.

 

[oddjob]

...**Sticky rushes in late and slams door**... evenin' all... what have I missed?... what have I missed?... anything good?... cheers.

There’s some sort of royal wedding happening, not sure of the details.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

Standby for bad footy punnage...
"15 minutes left. Who will kick the final goal?"
"Boom Boom Boom. Kick the goal"
"Final siren will blow soon. Like my uncontrollable jet powered flatulence, "screams Gary in gaseous euphoria.

...bwahahaha!... ya funny bugga!... you've still got it my friend lol!... cheers.

 

[Fuzz]

Cmon you dunderheads.
Deconstructed footy meat pie.
Rip the pastry lid off and throw it piping hot at the person next to you.
Punch the person on your right to get the blood flowing and quenelle the nose bleed on top of the rancid rodent cooked entrails.

 

[oddjob]

gaseous euphoria.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

Sashi is the leader of the Blue Team, but Red Head thinks she is

There’s some sort of royal wedding happening, not sure of the details.

...oh okay delcan and oddjob... thanks for that my friends... all I can say to that is to quote our newly ordained collective catchphrase "SHUT UP REDHEAD!"... lol!... cheers.

 

[Fuzz]

I think Gary just described his libido..
"Hot and harassed"

 

[oddjob]

“Hot and harassed” - just how Gary likes it.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

Cmon you dunderheads.
Deconstructed footy meat pie.
Rip the pastry lid off and throw it piping hot at the person next to you.
Punch the person on your right to get the blood flowing and quenelle the nose bleed on top of the rancid rodent cooked entrails.

...bwahahaha!... **snort! chuckle chuckle!**... funny as!... lol!... cheers.

 

[Fuzz]

Sashi is the leader of the Blue Team, but Red Head thinks she is

Your mother is calling you red head.
Go home

 

[kxk]

I am watching something foodie but more peaceful, food science on SBS
Mexicans eat more eggs than any other nation, hmm, don't recall anything eggy/mexican