Masterchef 2018

[Meglos]

OMG, seriously cringeworthy, I can see why Matt Preston said that they wished they could erase Masterchef 2013

Oh my god, that is off the dreadfulness scale. What were they thinking?

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

I hope tonight isn't Samira's last cook

...aw bloody hell I hope not my friend... I hope not... cheers.

 

[delcan]

This is such a stupid challenge.

 

[Meglos]

To actively promote sexism like that, and we're not talking 20 years ago, but 5. Plus it's so tacky.

 

[Evan44]

Ooh, I like this, Masterchef detectives[DOUBLEPOST=1531733923][/DOUBLEPOST]Let's hope this doesn't favour Ben, he's not the sharpest tool in the shed

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...seriously... how is this fair to ANY of them?... how the fug are they supposed to remember all of that dribble even with it written out for them?... it's a ridiculous task... and... they've just revealed it to us... yup!... yet another really pretentious wanky dish... even Ben could be in trouble here (if Gary and George haven't given him a sneak peek of course)... cheers.

 

[Evan44]

I think Masterchef and Australian Survivor should be combined - leave Gary, George and Matt stranded on a desert island, without any food, and let's see who's the last one standing.

 

[delcan]

Why is Ben doing all the commentating???

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...I have to imagine that both Samira and Jess would be way far more imaginative than Ben and would probably be closest to the original... but... we haven't added the Gary and George element into Ben's recipe yet so who knows eh?... cheers.

 

[Meglos]

Almost starting here. See you all on the other side, hopefully without Ben! I'll be watching HYBPA afterwards.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

I think Masterchef and Australian Survivor should be combined - leave Gary, George and Matt stranded on a desert island, without any food, and let's see who's the last one standing.

...bwahahahaha!... that's bloody brilliant Evan44 lol!... I can actually imagine that as a weekly cartoon Strip right now lol!... cheers.

 

[Evan44]

Damn, Samira's already stuffed up her custard.

 

[Beachsands]

...is anyone or everyone watching 'Australian Survivor' this year with us?... as my good friend Timmydownawell has said...

For anyone else wanting to join:
1, 3, 5, 14, 15, 16, 24 are still available.

...those numbers are what are left in this years Tipping Competition... so please don't dilly dally and miss out!... run over there to scoop up your chosen number!... join us for a Magical Mystery Tour... step right this way!... **starts up music**... cheers.

I want 3 or 15., but guess that I’ve got to go over to the survivor thread.

 

[oddjob]

OMG, seriously cringeworthy, I can see why Matt Preston said that they wished they could erase Masterchef 2013

It’s like something that should be on the Block.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

Why is Ben doing all the commentating???

...yup!... EXACTLY!... maybe it's an indication that tonight is his last night and that they are giving him his last '15 minutes of fame' perhaps?... we can only hope I guess?... cheers.

 

[Beachsands]

Why is Matt wearing a chux cravat and pocket square? Could be handy in a kitchen. Ben is already annoying and sweet Samira being set up to fail.

 

[delcan]

Jess is blitzing this

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

I want 3 or 15., but guess that I’ve got to go over to the survivor thread.

...sorry Beachsands... I should have said that but yes... you do sweet lady... cheers.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...bloody ripper!... Samira is cooking using her instincts now... you go girl!... you too Jess!... cheers.

 

[delcan]

Samira is being set up to be eliminated