Masterchef 2018

[oddjob]

Evening all

Must be time for Gary’s monthly liposuction.

 

[Evan44]

Oh great, more of Ben's monotone narration

Reece on Team Samira, yes

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...so!... I've just sat down and am trying to figure out what's going on and... Ben is talking... can't I get a break?... lol!... so it's a 'snow cone' or something right?... cheers.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

Evening all

Must be time for Gary’s monthly liposuction.

...bwahahaha!... funny as!... lol!... cheers.

 

[delcan]

Kristen first to make a stuff up

 

[Meglos]

...so!... I've just sat down and am trying to figure out what's going on and... Ben is talking... can't I get a break?... lol!... so it's a 'snow cone' or something right?... cheers.

I bet Ben got all excited when he thought they were all having a cone tonight.

 

[Evan44]

Chloe would have totally gone to pieces doing that without Gary to help her out[DOUBLEPOST=1531389021][/DOUBLEPOST]Ben's usual idea of a snow egg would be blowing his nose over a boiled egg

 

[delcan]

Awww, Peter being nice to Kristen

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...so Kristen is in trouble... Ben is saying his normal well rehearsed cliche's that he memorised from all the past seasons of Masterchef... Chloe is up on the Gallery grinning her head off watching the 'losers' and thinking that she's up there on her own merits alone... George is about to try and get his catchphrase to catch on around Australia by saying "boom boom shake the room!"... and Gary is at home having a good wank because he managed to save Chloe eh?... man I love this show sometimes!... yes... I said... 'sometimes'... cheers.

 

[Evan44]

Sashi's in some trouble
Maybe that was the point of giving Chloe the victory last night, so they can get Sashi out tonight.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...that guest Chef is nice... I like him... I hope that he gets Matt to side with him and overrule George to get rid of Ben tonight... that would be at least one thing to cheer me up after England's loss to Croatia last night... I've been sulking all day (which is a rarity for me trust me lol!)... cheers.

 

[oddjob]

I feel like I’m just waiting for the other shoe to drop at the moment.

Kristen is in the elimination mix and someone else has to join her.

 

[delcan]

I'm worried about Sashi now with the small snow eggs or whatever they are called

 

[Evan44]

Yay, the Ben life story.............oh, does that mean Ben is going home? Please, please

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...so now we're getting Ben's sob story eh?... don't they usually do that when someone is being eliminated on the night?... perhaps Ben is getting the elimination edit right now?... I bloody hope so!... cheers.

 

[Meglos]

So Sashi didn't play his pin and could actually go home tonight?

I'm only sticking around until things get really spoilery.

 

[Evan44]

Sashi ran out of pins last week.
Reece played his pin tonight, that's why Reece is upstairs with Chloe.
Sashi's in danger, because his snow balls aren't big enough

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

I feel like I’m just waiting for the other shoe to drop at the moment.

Kristen is in the elimination mix and someone else has to join her.

I'm worried about Sashi now with the small snow eggs or whatever they are called

...I see that the guest Chef has given them both great advice to help them out too... talk about being fair or what?... cheers.

 

[Meglos]

Sashi ran out of pins last week.
Reece played his pin tonight, that's why Reece is upstairs with Chloe.
Sashi's in danger, because his snow balls aren't big enough

Thanks.
If only judges could go home because their balls weren't big enough...

 

[Meglos]

OK folks I'm outta here til later.

Go everyone except Ben!