Masterchef 2018

[Mr Stickyfingers]

Send him to Love Oiland!

...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAArgh!... nooooooooooooooooo!... I'll eat Vegemite!... I'll eat Vegemite!!!!!!... (no I wouldn't really lol!)... cheers.

 

[oddjob]

Samira has such a twee little voice.

 

[Fuzz]

Gallery observational insight.
"hmmmm. Lots of vegetables"

 

[oddjob]

I could never do MC, standing on the spot for a hour watching someone cook would drive me nuts.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

Steady Mr S.
Poms have their Marmite do they not?
Churchill used it during the war and confused and disgusted the germans during the Battle of britain.

...oh gawd yes!... 'Marmite'... I used to tell my little brother and sister that Marmite was made from ground up Termites and that's why it had 'mite' as part of it's name... mum and dad always wondered why the 3 of us never used it lol!... cheers.

 

[delcan]

Someone is being quiet tonight

 

[Fuzz]

Shannon certainly needs this time out in the sun.

Its almost like he is auditioning for his own show.
He's obviously carefully studied the bible of Masterchef judges cliches.

 

[Fuzz]

Someone is being quiet tonight

Whoever could you mean?

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

Someone is being quiet tonight

...I have 'Verbal Diarrhea' so it can't be me because... wait!... oooooooooooooooooh!... you mean Big Red don't you delcan?... lol!... cheers.

 

[Fuzz]

LOL. "With swisse ingredients make all the difference"
I dont think George understands the concept of thrown together vitamin supplement placebos.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...Big Red thinks that she's a WWII poster pinup girl methinks!... something like this... cheers.

 

[Fuzz]

Reece cracks me up.
His android emotion and diction is so human.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...shut the fug up Ben... speed your friggin' voice up at least!... cheers.

 

[oddjob]

...I have 'Verbal Diarrhea' so it can't be me because... wait!... oooooooooooooooooh!... you mean Big Red don't you delcan?... lol!... cheers.

I’ve missed her terribly.

 

[Beachsands]

What were the two Louise missed?

Can’t remember, but a bit like Gary and George they loved her. One was jackfruit.

 

[Fuzz]

I’ve missed her terribly.

Dont jest like that Oddy. It bodes badly for all of us.
Due to lack of reddyvision tonight I think we may suffer a huge crimson tide tomorrow nite

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...Big Red dyed her hair from Blond to Bloody Bright Red... wears really bright Red Lipstick and really bright clothes and plays up to the cameras every second that she can... hmmmmmm!... I wonder if it was all premeditated?... I'm going out on a limb here and will say... yes!... cheers.

 

[Fuzz]

LOL. Good to see someone using a twist.
Matt-you are normally the sane one but you guys gave them the 2 options.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...there is nobody cooking with a pair of tits tonight so Khan may actually win this eh?... cheers.

 

[delcan]

Starting with Jin's dish - a good sign for Khanh