Masterchef 2018

[Fuzz]

She knows what pralene is but earlier in the series she didnt know what a scallop looked like

 

[Columbo]

ohhh shes thinking....working it out....planning her destiny, reaching deep inside herself to win that lovely immunity pin, a pin that represents freedom, a pin that represents hope.

 

[delcan]

Iron your bloody shirt, Ben

 

[Columbo]

jess is a bunny?

 

[Evan44]

Thank Chris Sarah won't get a pin tonight, she's the 2018 Tamara

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

sarah would be competing for immunity pin?

...plus the fact that she would say about 800,000 words as she cooked whereas Jess will just get stuck into it and get the work done... she has a lot more of a chance of winning this more so than redhead... she can't cook at all in my books reepbot my friend... cheers.

 

[Evan44]

That's why the 2017 series sucked so much, Tamara took over the entire program, with her camera stealing antics and the 3 judges sucking up to her

 

[Fuzz]

As Reepbot pointed out. Nomad for a name for a restaurant.
What does that mean? You arrive there and then leave and keep looking for somewhere else to eat?

 

[kxk]

Jess is so cute she would be good doing kids TV, she is adorable

 

[Columbo]

..plus the fact that she would say about 800,000 words as she cooked whereas Jess will just get stuck into it and get the work done... she has a lot more of a chance of winning this more so than redhead... she can't cook at all in my books reepbot my friend... cheers.

oh...but if she cant cook y is she on masterschnoof?

 

[Evan44]

And that carrot thing Sarah made on Sunday night - it looked very average

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

ohhh shes thinking....working it out....planning her destiny, reaching deep inside herself to win that lovely immunity pin, a pin that represents freedom, a pin that represents hope.

...a pin that sends you home if you don't use it too my friend lol!... cheers.

 

[Columbo]

expert chef jackie shouldnt be wandering around...unless shes doing that to hustle jess??????? clearly she is....what a genius.

 

[Fuzz]

And that carrot thing Sarah made on Sunday night - it looked very average

She blatantly cheated.
Follicles should have been outlawed.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

That's why the 2017 series sucked so much, Tamara took over the entire program, with her camera stealing antics and the 3 judges sucking up to her

...bazinga!... well said Evan44 and... so true!... cheers.

 

[Columbo]

...a pin that sends you home if you don't use it too my friend lol!... cheers.

only a silly sausage wouldnt use their immunity pin. a silly person with such arrogance as to be seen as disrespectful to masterschnoof traditions. traditions that have been forged throughout the centuries, taken down from generation to generation.

 

[Columbo]

cooking is like toastmasters= simplicity is best.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

oh...but if she cant cook y is she on masterschnoof?

...she doesn't have to be able to cook reepbot... she's young... she's reasonably pretty... she has boobs... and she knows when to cry or flutter her eyelashes... she could win this for those reasons alone... cheers.

 

[Beachsands]

One of my fave parts of the show.
The peanut gallery goes full peanut in these challenges.

Obviously Vodka suits you.

 

[Evan44]

Jess is a sweetie, would love her to be around in the last couple of weeks