Masterchef 2017

[Mr Stickyfingers]

And unsurprisingly they love Karlie's dish.

Ben is bottom of the tree right now

...yep!... Karlie got the 'poor teary girl' edit just then so they'll be loving her 'theatrics' no doubt?... **SIGH**... and... please win this Ben!... cheers.

 

[delcan]

Diana safe! Lock her in to the Final 2!

 

[Meglos]

Ben representing The War by coating steak in thick black oil.

Contestants have all had the memo to call Diana "Di-zy" tonight, despite NO ONE EVER calling her that before.

 

[oddjob]

I like these wonky black dishes.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

For all the yelling and screaming, once again not being ready on time doesn't really matter at all.

...yes that's right isn't it?... if it was Ben or Diana then that would be shoved into their faces just at the end as per usual... cheers.

 

[Melore]

Chr-ist. This is so stressful.

 

[delcan]

The tension - will it be Ben's gallette or Karlie's mandarin?

I think I know the answer but I hope I am wrong

 

[Melore]

...yes that's right isn't it?... if it was Ben or Diana then that would be shoved into their faces just at the end as per usual... cheers.

I hope Shannon has a quiet word to the judges about how service actually went.... I so want Ben to make it to the finals with Diana. Sorry, that bonza sheila, Dizie.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...so now Ben's World War II wallpaper cakes have shit themselves and have all crumbled?... so what?... serve it all broken up and just say that THAT'S the way that they served them up between the bombs falling and bullet shots!... how would they know?... cheers.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...oh great!... just great!... now Karlie's coming back like Superwoman!... fuggit!... cheers.

 

[oddjob]

Ben representing The War by coating steak in thick black oil.

Contestants have all had the memo to call Diana "Di-zy" tonight, despite NO ONE EVER calling her that before.

Sarah has once or twice.

 

[delcan]

Gary thinks Karlie's mandarin is a bit bitter

So Ben's dessert needs to be perfect

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...that's Karlie's dish isn't it?... they didn't like the taste of it obviously because the 3 of them never finished their dishes... cheers.

 

[oddjob]

Get yer face out of it George.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

Gary thinks Karlie's mandarin is a bit bitter

So Ben's dessert needs to be perfect

...we can only hope can't we delcan?... it looks like Ben is finishing strongly which is great!... come on Ben!... cheers.

 

[oddjob]

'Deliciousness' trumps 'cleverness' in desserts doesn't it?

 

[Melore]

Fuckin hell. They are looking for every reason to mark Ben down. I hope it's misdirection.

Looks like Karlie buggered it up by making the mandarin sauce less sweet - that was a seriously ugly dessert.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...fuggin' Gary posing like that while looking at Ben's dessert... he's not upset with it... he's just deciding whether to eat it with a spoon or to just plough his snout straight into it that's all!... cheers.

 

[Melore]

'Deliciousness' trumps 'cleverness' in desserts doesn't it?

Yes, and now it's de-licious, like a-mazing. De-licious... Must work that into a convo...

 

[oddjob]

Gary shaking his head already. Probably payback for bumping him in the race to the pantry in the last episode.