Masterchef 2017

[Tuttle]

Did those in this cook request items? Tulip bulbs are not normal pantry items.

 

[delcan]

Well, there nothing quite like bringing up World War II to explain your dish. Maybe a bit deep for Masterchef

 

[oddjob]

Hmmm, are we to believe that they keep tulip bulbs in the pantry on the off chance someone's granny had to eat some during the war?

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...just as long as the Tulips don't germinate inside someone and that they don't grow out of peoples ears in Spring then the Tulips should go great in the dish mate... TULIPS?????... what is he thinking?... (I prefer Daffodil's to be honest)... cheers.

 

[Tuttle]

Well, there nothing quite like bringing up World War II to explain your dish

Twice even. The pumpkin and now the tulip bulbs.

 

[Desertsands]

That Waygu looks outstanding!

I've never met a waygu that I've liked yet. Much prefer honest grass fed beef that the butcher has known since it was a wee calf. Preferably not in the biblical sense.

 

[oddjob]

Did those in this cook request items? Tulip bulbs are not normal pantry items.

*snap*

 

[Tuttle]

...just as long as the Tulips don't germinate inside someone and that they don't grow out of peoples ears in Spring then the Tulips should go great in the dish mate... TULIPS?????... what is he thinking?... (I prefer Daffodil's to be honest)... cheers.

I think he picked up the sob story angle a little too well. Frankly, I'm finding this ridiculous.

And Karlie asking how to remove bitterness. Figure it out yourself, you're the expert, aren't you?

 

[oddjob]

Well, there nothing quite like bringing up World War II to explain your dish. Maybe a bit deep for Masterchef

In Leningrad things were so bad they ate the wallpaper.

 

[delcan]

I usually have daffodil bulbs in the pantry, you know, just in case. Tulip bulbs though - not so much

In Leningrad things were so bad they ate the wallpaper.

Maybe Karlie should have worked that angle?

 

[Melore]

Did those in this cook request items? Tulip bulbs are not normal pantry items.

Well, they were told it was a two course service challenge and given time to prepare their meal plans earlier that week, so I guess they got to order all their ingredients for their planned menu.

 

[Tuttle]

In Leningrad things were so bad they ate the wallpaper.

That's because the glue was a flour paste.
Always knew those Russians were wall lickers.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...seriously... Karlie just asked Shannon on how to fix her dish!... what the hell?... that's called 'CHEATING' Karlie!... Shannon better not give her the answer because then I call 'fixed'!... cheers.

 

[Tuttle]

Well, they were told it was a two course service challenge and given time to prepare their meal plans earlier that week, so I guess they got to order all their ingredients for their planned menu.

Yes, but they never stated that those in the mix tonight got to choose items to include.

 

[Tuttle]

Gee, different Karlie tonight from every other episode she's been in.

 

[oddjob]

Maybe Karlie should have worked that angle?

If Karlie served up wallpaper, the danger would be she would just blend into it.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...not to sound too nasty but I really do want Karlie to panic and fail this tonight of all nights... she so deserves not to win this in my mind's eye... cheers.

 

[Tuttle]

Oh, wasn't that one of the dishes the judges liked in the promo before the show started?
Sack the bloody editor, completely useless.

 

[Melore]

Yes, but they never stated that those in the mix tonight got to choose items to include.

What?? If they have time to prepare their menu during the week, then they'd just put in an order. It was clear to me they had free reign to choose to do whatever they wanted, or one could assume that. They haven't cheaped out on any of the ingredients - that wagu beef is pricey - so I guess he said I want tulip bulbs and they got him tulip bulbs.

 

[oddjob]

Ben is looking very emotionally drained in his recaps.