Masterchef 2017

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...wow!... Diana really is so pretty isn't she?... I just saw her in a close-up... cheers.

 

[Isee]

Yip set for Ben to fail.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

Yip set for Ben to fail.

...oh yes!... you are so right Isee... and Tamara has the easiest one to do... why am I not surprised?... he's got 10,00 steps and Tamara has what?... 3-4?... bastards!... cheers.

 

[Meglos]

...wow!... Diana really is so pretty isn't she?... I just saw her in a close-up... cheers.

Yes she is.

It's funny, because way back at the start of the season (in my defence it was before she spoke) I thought Tamara was pretty, she reminded me of Wendy James from Transvision Vamp. It's funny how someone's personality definitely makes them less attractive.

 

[Fuzz]

A plan? A plan?
If you call waiting for Gary to practically make my dish then I guess you can call it a plan.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...why does this wanker Chef have to have over 100 steps to make a friggin' idiotic wankfest Lamington FFS?... this Chef has done all but cook it for Karlie right now too!... sheesh!... cheers.

 

[Isee]

Yes she is.

It's funny, because way back at the start of the season (in my defence it was before she spoke) I thought Tamara was pretty, she reminded me of Wendy James from Transvision Vamp. It's funny how someone's personality definitely makes them less attractive.

I remember the comment when someone said oh Tamara does has a voice because we hadn't seen her, then by the end of that episode we were over her voice. Little did we know that would be every episode after.

 

[Desertsands]

...why does this wanker Chef have to have over 100 steps to make a friggin' idiotic wankfest Lamington FFS?... this Chef has done all but cook it for Karlie right now too!... sheesh!... cheers.

Typical Heston wankery. I would there if you paid me......a lot.

 

[Fuzz]

Cooking these ridiculous fanciful dishes wont help them at all skill wise in their long term ambitions.
Cook complicated dish from set instructions.
Its like deciding to learn advanced calculus to help you work at Coles.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...I'm going to go to that Chefs Restaraunt that does the 105 steps to make a friggin'Lamington dish and order 20 of them to be served to me straight away... imagine the panic in the kitchen?... what a wankfest!... cheers.

 

[Isee]

Tamara is surely well versed in handling gropers

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

Cooking these ridiculous fanciful dishes wont help them at all skill wise in their long term ambitions.
Cook complicated dish from set instructions.
Its like deciding to learn advanced calculus to help you work at Coles.

...bwahahaha!...my first tonight!... well done you funny man you!... man you crack me up!... cheers.

 

[Fuzz]

...I'm going to go to that Chefs Restaraunt that does the 105 steps to make a friggin'Lamington dish and order 20 of them to be served to me straight away... imagine the panic in the kitchen?... what a wankfest!... cheers.

and then send a bunch of pensioners there on a Lamington drive.
To drive the pretentious **** out of business.

 

[Fuzz]

Tamara is surely well versed in handling gropers

Masterchef 2017. The succinct version.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

Tamara is surely well versed in handling gropers

...bwahahaha!... #2 for me straight after Fuzz's!... he only just beat you Isee lol!... funny as!... my god!... a Photoshop image just flashed into my brain but I won't... I just won't... lol!... cheers.

 

[delcan]

Did George just tell Tamara to go "fasterer"?

 

[delcan]

Silly Ben, of course there is vodka in ganache! Duh!

Said no one ever

 

[Isee]

Did George just tell Tamara to go "fasterer"?

Probably not the first time

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...Ben's starting to panic... bye Ben... you were never going to win it anyway my friend... Tamara wouldn't allow it!... so no wucking forries!... cheers.

 

[Desertsands]

Tamara is surely well versed in handling gropers

My preferred ending would be Gary the Groper getting a fishbone stuck in his gullet.