Masterchef 2017

[Melore]

The narrator isn't usually the winner. It's a role given to the most articulate person, or sometimes the most annoying person, and they usually go home three-quarters of the way through, and then the edit shared around more evenly. This year has been a headbanger.

 

[Meglos]

And the narrator did go home on schedule, but some bright spark let the judges bring her back!

 

[Meglos]

If you wish hard enough, it might happen

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...**tap! tap!... testing... 1... 1... 1... 2... tap! tap!... 1...2...2...2**... evenin' all... I'm ready to go... okay... start the show... who is Tamara going to assassinate tonight I wonder?... cheers.

 

[Isee]

Evening all those brave enough to come back for more.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...so will Tamara pick Ben or Diana to go tonight?... cheers.

 

[Isee]

What is the bet Tamara is safe and the rest are in elimination tomorrow?

 

[Meglos]

...**tap! tap!... testing... 1... 1... 1... 2... tap! tap!... 1...2...2...2**... evenin' all... I'm ready to go... okay... start the show... who is Tamara going to assassinate tonight I wonder?... cheers.

Ben. Though if he makes another ice cream then he's making it easier for them. Come on Ben, fight.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

Evening all those brave enough to come back for more.

...are you calling me 'brave' Isee?... ooh!... I like that!... cheers.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...and... Tamara is the first through the door of course... no really... she is!... cheers.

 

[delcan]

...**tap! tap!... testing... 1... 1... 1... 2... tap! tap!... 1...2...2...2**... evenin' all... I'm ready to go... okay... start the show... who is Tamara going to assassinate tonight I wonder?... cheers.

Evening all those brave enough to come back for more.

I honestly just want it to be over with at this stage - just give Tamara the winners cheque already because it doesn't matter what anyone else does

 

[Isee]

...are you calling me 'brave' Isee?... ooh!... I like that!... cheers.

This is becausing increasingly painful to watch.

 

[Fuzz]

...did you notice that I put your name as the Author of the book Fuzz?... that put's you closer to Tamara than the rest of us lol!... enjoy sharing Tamara's 'fame' with her my friend! (tee hee!)... (I can be such a naughty Sticky sometimes lol!)... and... I know that Tamara is holding the pigs foot and leg in her left hand but it looks suspiciously like a penis to me for some reason... so perhaps George is in the shot after all?... just saying... I'm glad that you liked it my friend.... cheers.

Did notice it eventually Mr S. Took a long time as I was too fixated on the webmaster Tamara fondling little piggy gary.
Evening all.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...and there is Tamara's first chainsaw laugh of the night... cheers.

 

[delcan]

Ben. Though if he makes another ice cream then he's making it easier for them. Come on Ben, fight.

Well, in his defence, he has no chance of winning so he may as well perfect a recipe in case he wants to open an ice cream shop or something

 

[Isee]

Piss off tamara you are annoying me already

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

Did notice it eventually Mr S. Took a long time as I was too fixated on the webmaster Tamara fondling little piggy gary.
Evening all.

...haha!... funny one my friend... did you think that Gary made a great pig in that image?... it just looked... so... so... so right!... he looked so at home in Tamara's arms to me...lol!... cheers.

 

[Isee]

Ben doesn't get to pick so not his fault if he is

 

[delcan]

And Tamara gets glorified fish and chips, whereas everyone else gets complicated dishes

 

[Fuzz]

How many ? 40? Thats absurd.
I shouldnt have to cope with that if my ambition is to work in the food industry.