Masterchef 2017

[Tuttle]

Yay! They like Diana's!!!![DOUBLEPOST=1500372655][/DOUBLEPOST]

...come on Diana... do well sweetness!... and... I noticed George praising what Tamara was cooking... so we all know what's going down now don't we?... cheers.

Not now, later Mr S.

 

[delcan]

Yay for Diana!

 

[Meglos]

Tamara can spin anything to give herself the starring role! She isn't cooking first, but that's ok because it's actually going LAST that allows you to showcase how awesome you are, blah blah blah.

 

[Tuttle]

We don't need to see the princess now, Arum's up next, not her.

 

[Fuzz]

...Gary's a bastard for calling Matt that all of the time... Matt should deck him!... cheers.

If you could only read Matt's mind.
"Gary. Roasted slowly over a rotisserie for several hours with his special Meighan hide making the best crackling"

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

Yay! They like Diana's!!!![DOUBLEPOST=1500372655][/DOUBLEPOST]
Not now, later Mr S.

...bwahahahaha!... crack up #3 for me tonight so far!... funny as!... lol!... cheers.

 

[Melore]

Oh, fucking fireball. I can't stand the tension. I don't know how these people do this comp, when I'm having conniptions lying on my couch.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

If you could only read Matt's mind.
"Gary. Roasted slowly over a rotisserie for several hours with his special Meighan hide making the best crackling"

...bwahahaha!... #4!... lol!... and... I'm positive that if you tasered Gary that you would get instant crackling!... I'm POSITIVE!... cheers.

 

[Desertsands]

...is your friend Mary alright Desertsands"... I hope all is well for her... cheers.

She is slowly getting better. She was a pretty sick chick. Thanks for your concern. I'll take my iPad tomorrow and show her your message.

 

[Meglos]

Oh Ben, not ice cream and kids. You're better than this mate.

 

[Isee]

Oh no arum!

 

[Tuttle]

Noooooo! Arum!

 

[Melore]

NOOOO!

 

[Fuzz]

Calling chefs "rock stars" is ridiculous. They are chefs. Probably very good chefs, but surely nobody is awestruck by them.

Only if you are a contestant. And even then you have to feign the adulation and pretend to have read all their books. And then nearly dramatically faint.
OMG. Its Shannon Bennett.

 

[Meglos]

"Gary gives me the green light". Gary would give you more than that if you let him, Sparkles.

 

[Tuttle]

Hopefully the flavour saves him.

Seems it might.

 

[Melore]

Ah, well it's Arum then. Bugger.

 

[Tuttle]

And again, princess NOT up next, but we need to see her running around.

STOP HELPING THEM JUDGES!!

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

She is slowly getting better. She was a pretty sick chick. Thanks for your concern. I'll take my iPad tomorrow and show her your message.

...oh okay Desertsands... that's really good... as long as she's on the back on the upswing now then all is good in the world again... and... hi Mary!... <---- that's for you sweet Mary... cheers.

 

[Tuttle]

Ah, well it's Arum then. Bugger.

Don't write him off yet.
Ben's in a spot of bother.
And I'm hoping the princess goes out twice on the same kind of dish.