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Masterchef 2017

Why Mr. S! Happy Birthday old stick!

...haha!... thankyou my friend... my sweet darling wife tells me that I'm 64 going on 17 years of age... as my saying in every post says... "Growing old is compulsory... growing up is optional"... lol!... I sure do live by that credo that's for sure lol!... cheers.
 
...on Wednesday night's show we saw them all standing in the rain like a bunch of idiots in this part of the show that I've Photoshopped below... I believe that I have evidence to prove that nothing on this show is 'real'... (as if we don't already know this eh?... lol!) ...it's all manufactured and is completely orchestrated... that nothing is really 'LIVE'... to prove this I put it to you all that all of the people walking past them in the background are paid 'rent-a-crowd' extras... they have obviously been told to walk past and then circle around and walk back just to make it look like it's 'reality'... that it's 'natural'... so I've done this Photoshop to show you the total bullshit as evidence... cheers.

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Just how long do you spend looking at the footage???

Actually that makes me a little sad (the fake ness not your hobby). Give me back a Season 1 Big Brother and real reality tv

...actually qtkt... that particular footage only lasts about 6 minutes but I have to capture the clips that I need in a series of about 4-5 clips of footage on a program called 'snagit'... I then import them into my Photoshop program in stages to go through all the frames until I find the exact ones that I need for each shot that I want or for the animated frames for a GIF that I want... I then have to toy around with the settings for each individual shot and then finally add my text and words to it to all fit in... I then clean it all up and present it on these forums... that one above is about 8 hours of work in total as a guess... but it's pure fun for me... after all... I'm retired so I have plenty of time for them (in between renovating my house too of course)... lol!... cheers.
 
...speaking of that Photoshop above... I've just realised that I've put up the wrong frame of 'Tamaragotchi' in panel #1 of all panels... he actually appears a few frames layer.. I've posted the one of another guy in a mask... but you all get the idea I guess?... trust me... he was in that shot but just a couple of shots later lol!... oh well... we're all entitled to make mistakes I suppose?... lol!... cheers.
 
Ah Mr Stickfingers, blame Tamara, she drives all of us to insanity.

I really, really hope she's bottom 3 tonight, and she cooks the worst dish of the lot, so even Gary has to concede it's a disaster.

...haha!... fair enough Evan44... thanks for giving me some way of my dumb-arsed mistake lol!... much appreciated my friend lol!... cheers.
 
...on Wednesday night's show we saw them all standing in the rain like a bunch of idiots in this part of the show that I've Photoshopped below... I believe that I have evidence to prove that nothing on this show is 'real'... (as if we don't already know this eh?... lol!) ...it's all manufactured and is completely orchestrated... that nothing is really 'LIVE'... to prove this I put it to you all that all of the people walking past them in the background are paid 'rent-a-crowd' extras... they have obviously been told to walk past and then circle around and walk back just to make it look like it's 'reality'... that it's 'natural'... so I've done this Photoshop to show you the total bullshit as evidence... cheers.

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I think they are being overwhelmed by the incessant screeching drone of Tamara winning things, arriving places first, being praised, and finding constant opportunities to show off her knowledge of Japan in general, and dumplings in particular. The narrow streets act as an insidious echo chamber. They are first stunned, then become bewildered, disoriented and despondent, and ultimately find themselves unable to navigate safely away from the area. :pompus: It's a sad, sad situation.
 
I think they are being overwhelmed by the incessant screeching drone of Tamara winning things, arriving places first, being praised, and finding constant opportunities to show off her knowledge of Japan in general, and dumplings in particular. The narrow streets act as an insidious echo chamber. They are first stunned, then become bewildered, disoriented and despondent, and ultimately find themselves unable to navigate safely away from the area. :pompus: It's a sad, sad situation.

...bwahahahaha!... that is soooooo funny that you are saying that oddjob... for the last 2 days I've been working on these below and I do believe that they are echoing your thoughts to the nth degree my friend!... (two minds thinking alike comes to mind lol!)...

...so!... after all of those years of having to put up with Tsunami's/Earthquakes/Godzilla/Mothra/Battra/Baragon/Anguirus/Hedora/Bioliante/Rodon/Gigan/Destroyah and King Ghidorah just to name a few Tokyo had the worse to come... worse than ANYTHING that they had ever encountered before... Masterchef invaded Japan and in particular Tokyo and unleashed their biggest threat to their city yet... 'TAMARAZILLA'!... she brought Tokyo to it's knees simply by her incessant laughing and clapping and by just using her voice alone brought entire buildings crumbling down around them until it was just mere rubble!... the Japanese never had a chance!... may I present to you all... the one and only... 'TAMARAZILLA!'... cheers.

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...bwahahahaha!... that is soooooo funny that you are saying that oddjob... for the last 2 days I've been working on these below and I do believe that they are echoing your thoughts to the nth degree my friend!... (two minds thinking alike comes to mind lol!)...

...so!... after all of those years of having to put up with Tsunami's/Earthquakes/Godzilla/Mothra/Battra/Baragon/Anguirus/Hedora/Bioliante/Rodon/Gigan/Destroyah and King Ghidorah just to name a few Tokyo had the worse to come... worse than ANYTHING that they had ever encountered before... Masterchef invaded Japan and in particular Tokyo and unleashed their biggest threat to their city yet... 'TAMARAZILLA'!... she brought Tokyo to it's knees simply by her incessant laughing and clapping and by just using her voice alone brought entire buildings crumbling down around them until it was just mere rubble!... the Japanese never had a chance!... may I present to you all... the one and only... 'TAMARAZILLA!'... cheers.

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Hahaha! Sums up how we feel most episodes!
 
Happy belated birthday Mr S. :)

I really wish tonight's ep would be a pressure test for all of them, see how some who have never been there handle it.

...why thankyou very much sweet Tuttle!... and yes... it should be for all of them too... especially Tamarazilla!... lol!... cheers.
 
...I'm watching that 'Ninja Wanker' show on Channel 9 while waiting for 'Masterchef' to start at the moment... **yawn!**... yup!... moving on... cheers.
 
Ninja Warrior - looks like a modern version of "It's A Knockout"...no thanks
The one remaining person on Tamara Chef/Masterchef who hasn't yet been in a pressure test is Eliza....maybe she's the next one to go home, because she hasn't really been put under pressure yet, and from now on, she's bound to end up in eliminations
 
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