Masterchef 2017

[Tuttle]

And who made the sauce? Oh, that's right, one of your blandies

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...Gary and George always eat as if someone is trying to steal their food from them... greedy pigs!... shovel it in fast Gary... nibble it fast George... cheers.

 

[Tuttle]

You're an idiot princess. Need help with bloody everything.

 

[Fuzz]

Ha!
If you look carefully someone else's hands are holding George's chopsticks.
Wish I could land that Job.
Travel. Adventures. And all you have to do is be a hand chopstick stand in for the chimp.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...I so loved Desertsands description of Ben the other night... what was it again?... "oh he of the chiselled jaw!"... lol!... that's so bloody funny!... cheers.

 

[delcan]

"I forgot to soak the skewers"

I started making skewers when I was about 12 - you ALWAYS soak the fucking skewers

 

[Tuttle]

LOL the only dish they don't really like is

...I so loved Desertsands description of Ben the other night... what was it again?... "oh he of the chiselled jaw!"... lol!... that's so bloody funny!... cheers.

He's looking as red as his apron atm. LOL

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...so Tamara's team just served that up and Gary is making excuses for it and Matt says "yes... but it's tough!"... bwahahaha!... brilliant!... well done Matt!... keep it real mate!... lol!... cheers.

 

[Tuttle]

Of course they loved Sarah's, probably thought it was the princesses, except the most she's done is serve, all she's really good for besides talking.

 

[delcan]

Oh course Sarah's dish is amazing. If they go into elimination, Sarah will use her pin and it will be Tamara vs. Callan and that is a no win for Callan

 

[Fuzz]

Bang on Mr S. Gary trying the Tintin look. Doesnt scrub up that well when you are carrying a few extra pounds.

 

[Desertsands]

Tamara's leeks fail. Sarah's corn and prawns win.

 

[Tuttle]

Oh God! She talks in Japanese too. Just has to bore everyone to tears.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...so... any predictions on which team is in elimination tomorrow night ?... cheers.

 

[oddjob]

Oh God! She talks in Japanese too. Just has to bore everyone to tears.

I reckon she could talk about herself in any language you care to mention.

 

[Tuttle]

...so... any predictions on which team is in elimination tomorrow night ?... cheers.

The duck wasn't good. But there were two dishes from Blues that didn't cut the mustard. Callan's and the bitch's.

 

[oddjob]

...so... any predictions on which team is in elimination tomorrow night ?... cheers.

Blues I reckon. Tamara and Callan both in over their heads at this stage of the comp.

 

[Meglos]

Tamara enthusiastically nodding in agreement as Callan & Sarah are told a new way to make mayo, like it was her idea all along.

 

[Fuzz]

Nice touch. Hope that was done on purpose.
Promo for tomorrow showing Gary in equal size to Mt. Fuji.

 

[Tuttle]

LOL @ the bloke going to stand next to them and quickly moving away