Masterchef 2017

[Mr Stickyfingers]

Typical judges trying to rattle Ben. Whats the bet that they go all ooh ah over boring Karlie's dish?

...hahaha!... have you read tonight's script already Desertsands?... lol!... cheers.

 

[Melore]

Gawd, long wait for an ad break for a change. Those tea bushes are so neat! My Fuji! Fuji-San...

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...I could never go on that show... two forks... two eyes... two fallen judges... it probably wouldn't work I guess?... cheers.

 

[oddjob]

Youse use yuzu?

 

[Tuttle]

...jeez!... Gary and George must have set a new record for already going over to fuck Ben's game plan up already... they just can't help themselves but to shit on the guys can they?... bastards!... cheers.

Erm, not just the guys, it was just Sarah's turn.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...go Sarah and then Ben!... stuff you Karlie... you already have a pin... cheers.

 

[Tuttle]

Typical judges trying to rattle Ben. Whats the bet that they go all ooh ah over boring Karlie's dish?

You got it!

 

[oddjob]

Ben's ignored Gary... bye bye Benny boy.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

Youse use yuzu?

...if you used yuzu like I use yuzu then you'd use yuzu too!... (someone had to say it)... cheers.

 

[oddjob]

Oh, shut up Tamara, it's easy being on the sidelines, you just stand there and shut yer cakehole.

 

[Tuttle]

Ben's ignored Gary... bye bye Benny boy.

Bet Karlie's out after this round. LOL

 

[Desertsands]

...hahaha!... have you read tonight's script already Desertsands?... lol!... cheers.

Well Sarah copped criticism, but not sweet little Karlie. Grrr

 

[Tuttle]

Oh, shut up Tamara, it's easy being on the sidelines, you just stand there and shut yer cakehole.

But, but, but, she needs her camera time

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

Ben's ignored Gary... bye bye Benny boy.

...yup!... he lost his chance right there!... so it's all resting on Sarah to win this for us now... cheers.

 

[Tuttle]

...yup!... he lost his chance right there!... so it's all resting on Sarah to win this for us now... cheers.

This is round one. Hopefully both go through.

 

[delcan]

I'm here, just lurking. Karlie's ice cream sounds like shit

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...I just hate the way that Gary glided and slithered past Karlie but gave her some advice on the way past regardless... the slimy pig!... cheers.

 

[delcan]

Sarah has tasted every element of her dish, not a usual thing on this show

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...all that I could fucking hear was Tamara's voice grating through my eardrums just then during the countdown... make that 3 forks!... cheers.

 

[Tuttle]

Knock Karlie out (and she should be out) and I'd be happy with either winning it.