Masterchef 2017

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...yes Eliza... hone those on screen appearances skills there girl if you wish to unseat Tamara and then Eloise dearie... you never know... with that always growing ego blossoming you may even end up with your very own cooking show!... NOT!... dream on girl!... dream on!... cheers.

 

[Melore]

I wonder where you can buy wasabi to grow in your garden? I had some but someone dug it up and ran off with it... I can't stop thinking about it now.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...I see that Gary is going for that little 'TinTin' cow lick look on the top of his head then?... no... it doesn't make you look any younger Gary... you look ridiculous!... cheers.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...that stupid background 'musak' in the background always stuffs this show up for me... I so wish that they would just piss that blaring noisy crap off for good ffs!... cheers.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...come on Sarah... take this out girl!... is Callan cooking tonight at all?... cheers.

 

[delcan]

...come on Sarah... take this out girl!... is Callan cooking tonight at all?... cheers.

Him and Arum are back at the hotel sleeping off the jet lag

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...seriously... that cowslick on Gary's head might be a complimentary homage to Eloise's hairdo... I've only just realised that he's trying to 'mirror' Eloise!... lol!... cheers.

 

[Melore]

I am liking the new Tamara-lite edit. Japan!

 

[Isee]

I can't believe the person who took an expensive piece of wagyu and slathered it it a whole lot of flavors rather than keeping it simple and respecting the piece of meat was the one who one the mystery box. that is criminal.

 

[oddjob]

Seems to be a lot of remarks about hoping the judges 'appreciate' what they've made. Always feels like a bit of a dig at the judges to me.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...George really is looking sort of 'rat' like more and more each and every day isn't he?... even the way that he scuttles behind King Rat Gary while they're doing their 'rounds'... lol!... cheers.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...don't get your hopes up Ben... you're a male... cheers.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...Eloise is looking so devastated that they're loving Ben's dish isn't she?... haha!... the look of horror on her face lol!... cheers.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...come on Sarah!... you can do it girl!... cheers.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...there's Tamara clapping like a seal again... where's a frypan anyone?... cheers.

 

[delcan]

Piggy's love piggy food - the contestants need to focus on serving fat and preferably deep frying it, unless it is pickles. Just serve them a lump of butter.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...yup!... shit on Callan at the first possible oppotunity there Gary... well done old son... just like the way that you treated food truck boy Matt last year Gary you arsewipe!... cheers.

 

[oddjob]

...yup!... shit on Callan at the first possible oppotunity there Gary... well done old son... just like the way that you treated food truck boy Matt last year Gary you arsewipe!... cheers.

Wasn't Matt your favourite last year? You and Gary really seem to have it in for each other.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...I sure had to laugh at when they got food truck boy Matt in this year as a guest Chef last week or whatever and treated him like royalty while he was on the show and yet last year they treated him like total shit as they are Callan this year... they were tripping over themselves to be in Matt's 'good books' even though he just wanted to own a food truck last year... they are treating Callan EXACTLY the way that they did him to me... the bastards!... cheers.

 

[delcan]

Top 3 - Eliza, Sarah and Benny!