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Masterchef 2017
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Melore
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Er.... I see no correlation in the statements.
There were 24 contestants, 12 male, 12 female - and they have booted men out willy-nilly from the very first elimination. Which is odd as most years, it has gone girl, boy, girl, boy, etc as winner - and this year - by rights if the pattern holds - should be a male winner. Not much chance of that happening, now. That is all.
...well... most of us felt that Sam was going to be the sacrificial Lamb tonight and so it happened... and Callan dodged a bullet big time... and as much as I hate having to admit it... Eloise's dish did look better... (let's be honest here... it could've tasted like shit but they wouldn't have said anything would they?) the only thing I didn't like was all of the deception from the editors of her 'not feeling herself tonight'... that edit was just pure bluff and bullshit but as we all well know... it was all written into tonight's script and Eloise played her part well... (bitch!)... so yeah!... thank your lucky stars Callan... your man boobs probably saved you because as we all know... Gary and George love boobs don't they?... it doesn't matter who owns them...
...so... Tamara and Sarah fly 'business class' on the way to Japan?... that was their 'big surprise' was it?... big whoop-di-fuckin'-do!... **YAWN!**... anyhow folks!... thanks for the fun and giggles... you're always so much fun my good friends... cheers.
...so... Tamara and Sarah fly 'business class' on the way to Japan?... that was their 'big surprise' was it?... big whoop-di-fuckin'-do!... **YAWN!**... anyhow folks!... thanks for the fun and giggles... you're always so much fun my good friends... cheers.
Which is why I though they would be evening up the ratio because the formula of past years has bean to keep the male to female ratio fairly similar. I think the imbalance this year is why this year more than ever Gary and George come accross as creepy middle aged men lusting after pretty young things and its all a bit creepy.
Seems like punishment towards Sarah - Tamara will be doing her constant commentary "so I sat in the seat and found my belt. Then I buckled it up. I then slightly repositioned myself in the chair. Once I did that, I plugged the headphones into the socket....."
...to quote myself above oddjob... "so... Tamara and Sarah fly 'business class' on the way to Japan?... that was their 'big surprise' was it?... big whoop-di-fuckin'-do!"... that's what it was for them winning the task last night... all the others will be in 'cattle class' whereas Gary/George and Matt will no doubt be flying First Class... (Tamara's 'first' in everything so she may schmoozle her way up there with them in 'First' class all leaving Sarah sitting alone lol!)... cheers.
...hahaha!... you really DO know Tamara so well now don't you delcan?... lol!... cheers.
Meglos
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Aww, Sam.
The reactions were quite touching, especially from Callan, and Arum! was the most emotional we've seen him. Crocodile tears from Eloise though, and Tamara was stony faced.
Hardly any applause when Diana was safe, but rapturous applause and hugs for Eloise.
The reactions were quite touching, especially from Callan, and Arum! was the most emotional we've seen him. Crocodile tears from Eloise though, and Tamara was stony faced.
Hardly any applause when Diana was safe, but rapturous applause and hugs for Eloise.
oddjob
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FYI Jack's Magazine will be open to visitors as part of Open House Melbourne next month.
FYI Jack's Magazine will be open to visitors as part of Open House Melbourne next month.
...well that's quite interesting isn't it?... seeing all of those caverns and everything would be a fun tour to do indeed... you never know... you might even bump into George down there inviting you into his 'secret little corner' if you happen to have a pair of boobs eh?... cheers.
...so they're all of to Japan then are they?... little did they all know that Gary/George and Matt had yet another little 'surprise' for them all... 
... (just as a little side note:... I deliberately made Gary's head bigger for the for the body because his fat piggy wiggy face seems to be getting even fatter by the day to me... just saying... 
)... cheers.
... (just as a little side note:... I deliberately made Gary's head bigger for the for the body because his fat piggy wiggy face seems to be getting even fatter by the day to me... just saying... )... cheers.
...something that we've all wanted to do at one time or another perhaps?... it's not quite a fully animated gif but it'll do methinks!... cheers.
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, makes me angry again that the princess made it back in ahead of Bryan and Jess who did much better dishes. But we know now it is not only about taste and presentation, it is about "deliciousness" which apparently Tamara is full off according to Gary and George