Masterchef 2017

[Tuttle]

...Sam... please don't be one of the floosies and give us a running commentary of stating the bleeding obvious mate... you're better than that matey... we KNOW that someone will be going home if they fail tonight!... we know!... cheers.

I think George and Gary write the script.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

I hope not too. Perfect result would be Eloise, but that's almost as impossible as Tamara.
Could be Diana as she doesn't flirt.

...haha!... that sounds pretty well on the button there Meglos lol!... you could be right!... lol!... cheers.

 

[Melore]

If it is then it will be the second major stuff-up after letting Bryan go.

I still cannot believe they did that - and then threw over the chance to bring him back, because they had to save Sparkles. Grrrrr....

 

[Tuttle]

Totally agree with Karlie (who read the script) 3 making ice cream, compare time.
Also means they take the easy route.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

Tamara is dead centre of the gantry group, so she's in every freakin shot! Smiling radiantly. Fuck off!

...she wouldn't be if I was there I can assure you... if she was it would only be for a few brief seconds believe me lol!... cheers.

 

[delcan]

I like Diana - she is either going to blitz this or going down in flames

 

[Tuttle]

I still cannot believe they did that - and then threw over the chance to bring him back, because they had to save Sparkles. Grrrrr....

You mean wanted to save Sparkles[DOUBLEPOST=1498729857][/DOUBLEPOST]

I like Diana - she is either going to blitz this or going down in flame

Bet she blitzes

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...so Eloise isn't 'feeling herself tonight' then?... is Gary doing it for her from under the bench or something?... cheers.

 

[Fuzz]

REMEMBER. CUT THE RED WIRE TO DIFFUSE THE BOMB.
oops. Sorry. Thought I was watching a bond movie. I closed my eyes for a second cos of the suspense.

 

[Tuttle]

...so Eloise isn't 'feeling herself tonight' then?... is Gary doing it for her from under the bench or something?... cheers.

Or...maybe he's not.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...Callan seems to be getting the invisible edit so far so is that good?... cheers.

 

[delcan]

Good on you standing your ground, Diana!

Fuck you judges for being obnoxious

 

[Zcsund1234]

Judging by the promo it looks like it'll come down to Callan and Eloise. However I do really want Diana to lose and go. If there's no sea food under the last sheet then she's stuffed!

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

REMEMBER. CUT THE RED WIRE TO DIFFUSE THE BOMB.
oops. Sorry. Thought I was watching a bond movie. I closed my eyes for a second cos of the suspense.

...haha!... ya funny bugger!... funny as!... cheers.

 

[delcan]

There is a limit, Sam. And it could well be basil ice cream

 

[Tuttle]

Stop fucking interfering you pompous pricks![DOUBLEPOST=1498730246][/DOUBLEPOST]Trying to throw us off with the Eloise narration?

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...that's right Gary and George... go and rattle Sam up... he so wants to go home tonight so thanks for helping him out guys... gosh!... what a nice pair of guys to are!... **vomit bucket to Sticky's house please!**... cheers.

 

[delcan]

Why is everyone doing basil ice cream???!!?!?

 

[Isee]

Could princess in waiting be going? Could that really happen? Can we dare to dream?...[DOUBLEPOST=1498730348][/DOUBLEPOST]

Why is everyone doing basil ice cream???!!?!?

Why not a strawberry icecream ffs!

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...Eloise said that there's something niggling her at the back of her brain... fleas?... lice?... ticks?... Tamara's inner voice?... cheers.