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Masterchef 2017

What was so special about Eliza's dish? It was "pretty as a picture" because she put pretty little flowers in it, which had nothing to do with how it tasted, or cooking technique. The judges usually punish someone for putting anything unnecessary on the plate. Unless she's young and blonde.

I don't even know if Eloise is blonde, I can't look at her because of her stupid hair, it reminds me of that hair gel scene with Cameron Diaz.
 
*climbs back on to chair*

Did I hear that right? Tamara's getting tasted first?

...hahaha!... oh god !... the Photoshop vission in my head!... no... no don't do it Sticky!... (I'd been banned from the website forever!)... lol!...

This is the clearest case of Stockholm Syndrome I've seen on this board. :pompus:

...I'm alright now oddjob my friend... I've had a few rums... I've snapped back into my old self atfer my frienf Fuzz gave me a pep talk... what was I thinking?... hahaha!... I love rum... it makes me feel all warm and glowy lol!... Socceroos are winning 1 nil so far... cheers.
 
I'm so worried for Arum! tonight. Like really worried. If he goes it will take a lot of the heart out of this season for me.

Callan needs to stay too because he's a creative genius for his age.

Nicole needs to go because she's just a dime-a-dozen girl who likes to cook, and it isn't enough.

I feel that Arum is the one who is going to be screwed over tonight, all because he isn't a pretty young girl, and has no place in the judges fantasies.
 
I'm so worried for Arum! tonight. Like really worried. If he goes it will take a lot of the heart out of this season for me.

Callan needs to stay too because he's a creative genius for his age.

Nicole needs to go because she's just a dime-a-dozen girl who likes to cook, and it isn't enough.

I feel that Arum is the one who is going to be screwed over tonight, all because he isn't a pretty young girl, and has no place in the judges fantasies.
The thing is with Arum, Callan, Sarah, Ben, and maybe Sam, they can make it without the show, they're prepared to work at it, the rest want it handed to them, or they're deluded thinking they can actually be a chef. (and that includes Karlie, who can cook, but is using the show in order to be a critic)
 
So, from that waste of air time, we learnt that the boys slept quite well, Nicole barely slept because she was so worried. :rolleyes:[DOUBLEPOST=1498469859][/DOUBLEPOST]
...evenin' all... oh dear... those last few comments that I made above late last night were due to my imbibing in a few rums waiting for the Socceroos to lose as per usual so sorry about that folks... lol!... cheers.
It's Tamara's fault, she'd drive anyone to drink.
 
...as soon as those two boys begin to do well during the cooking then Gary and George will pounce like sharks circling their prey to try and rattle them and then they'll glide over to almost cook Nicole's meal for her... my pick is they'll target Arum the most too somehow... I so hope that Arum and Callan get through this tonight... I can't see it... but I'm hoping so... cheers.
 
So, from that waste of air time, we learnt that the boys slept quite well, Nicole barely slept because she was so worried. :rolleyes:[DOUBLEPOST=1498469859][/DOUBLEPOST]
It's Tamara's fault, she'd drive anyone to drink.

...hahaha!... yes!... THAT'S IT!... it's... it's all Tamara's fault!... (thanks Tuttle... you really are a true friend)... lol!... cheers.
 
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