Masterchef 2017

[Meglos]

God, they're really hammering us with Tiny Sparkles tonight, aren't they?!

She's had her roots bleached and the colour freshened up, too.

I'm only at the start of the second challenge, but I'm hoping the total overexposure of Princess Sparklepoop tonight, including the lovely package where we learn she's an engineering genius too, is setting her up for an appearance in the bottom three, and finally going home.

 

[Meglos]

The giggling blandies at the start was annoying too. Omigod we're going to cook hihihi. Shut up.

 

[Fuzz]

...I actually feel a tad bit sorry for Tamara in a way... (yes... I did say that... words that I thought would never be spoken by myself to be honest) but this show was probably made a couple of months back but is only being shown now... seeing herself on TV and watching how Gary and George slobbered and slathered all over her during this contest is probably really embarrassing her family more so than herself (her ego probably has no bounds... especially if she wins this... did I say IF?)... I'm wondering whether Tamara gets heckled in shopping centres or in the street because of her massive ego?...

...if she is I don't really blame her first for her being in that possible predicament... I put the blame squarely on the shoulders of Gary and George first and the Producers of the show second... they have made her what she is... they are to blame for making us detest her... she hasn't made it any better for herself by allowing them to do it too so she really does deserve some sort of backlash from disgruntled viewers of sorts that may heckle her about it out in public because quite frankly... she has encouraged them to make her a 'star' like that... she played the game whatever way that they scripted her to just to get herself past the eventual winning post as far as I'm concerned...

...you live by the sword and die by the sword as they say... she's bound to cop flak for her 'behaviour' on the show as when she always made sure that she's always first everywhere/does all of the playing up to the cameras and talks so much when she's on air/does her little 'sweet innocent me' routine with Gary and George at every opportunity/flirts with the guest Chefs among other things... god knows how she would justify herself and her actions to us if she came onto this thread to chat with us?... as I said... I do feel a tad bit sorry for her... but not too much I'm afraid... she's just a silly girl as far as I'm concerned and not really worth getting too frazzled about anymore... (as I said before... that massive Photoshop that I did quite a number of pages back purged most of my detesting of her lol!)... but yeah... she'll most likely live by the sword and die by the sword as I said methinks!... cheers.

Empathy?
Youve changed man.

 

[Meglos]

Personally, I'm still wondering why I'm watching this show anymore.

I'm watching because it's fun talking to you guys about it. If it was for the cooking or any hope of fairness I'd be out.

 

[Meglos]

The Geefel in my avatar loved that they cooked with nectarines.

 

[Fuzz]

I'm watching because it's fun talking to you guys about it. If it was for the cooking or any hope of fairness I'd be out.

Agree Meglos.
Time we have an in-house bbb masterchef contest. Ingredients suggested. wacky recipies proposed.
A rotating roster of judges role playing Gary and co.
Photoshopped creations or just any images ripped of the net.
After all. We all know. Its not how it tastes. Its how it looks.
And with the capable gaggle of japesters in here I can only just imagine ficticious contestants we can make up.
This thread is Masterchef for me. Great to watch with you folks.
Lets enjoy it while it lasts. I hear death throes.
Or maybe that just gary's stomach after a light brunch.

 

[Meglos]

What was so special about Eliza's dish? It was "pretty as a picture" because she put pretty little flowers in it, which had nothing to do with how it tasted, or cooking technique. The judges usually punish someone for putting anything unnecessary on the plate. Unless she's young and blonde.

 

[oddjob]

Evening oddjob, looking forward to your comments.

Why yes, they do seem to have given away the whole episode in the teaser.

Is a titan of the food industry really just another way of saying a fat bloke with an expensive restaurant?

Yes of course we need to hear from friggin Tamara before they've even friggin got to the front friggin door!

 

[oddjob]

OMG It's Callan's long lost father!

 

[oddjob]

The other contestants need to stop making Tamara take the front bench. SO RUDE!

Well I've eaten shiitake and that may be the only one.

 

[oddjob]

Oh, so another Tamara talking head, a life story, a bench interview and another talking head just to get us into the mood.

 

[oddjob]

And now it's time for that part of the show where Gary comes over to psych out Callan.

 

[oddjob]

*climbs back on to chair*

Did I hear that right? Tamara's getting tasted first?

 

[oddjob]

Just shoot me, or better yet her.

Hopefully the curse will be in full effect tonight.

 

[oddjob]

Oh Callan, Callan, Callan.

 

[oddjob]

Hope Sarah can pull this off.

 

[oddjob]

Sam, Ben not to be seen tonight.

 

[oddjob]

Well hopefully we can finally lose a blandy blondie tomorrow night.

 

[oddjob]

...I actually feel a tad bit sorry for Tamara in a way... (yes... I did say that... words that I thought would never be spoken by myself to be honest) but this show was probably made a couple of months back but is only being shown now... seeing herself on TV and watching how Gary and George slobbered and slathered all over her during this contest is probably really embarrassing her family more so than herself (her ego probably has no bounds... especially if she wins this... did I say IF?)... I'm wondering whether Tamara gets heckled in shopping centres or in the street because of her massive ego?...

...if she is I don't really blame her first for her being in that possible predicament... I put the blame squarely on the shoulders of Gary and George first and the Producers of the show second... they have made her what she is... they are to blame for making us detest her... she hasn't made it any better for herself by allowing them to do it too so she really does deserve some sort of backlash from disgruntled viewers of sorts that may heckle her about it out in public because quite frankly... she has encouraged them to make her a 'star' like that... she played the game whatever way that they scripted her to just to get herself past the eventual winning post as far as I'm concerned...

...you live by the sword and die by the sword as they say... she's bound to cop flak for her 'behaviour' on the show as when she always made sure that she's always first everywhere/does all of the playing up to the cameras and talks so much when she's on air/does her little 'sweet innocent me' routine with Gary and George at every opportunity/flirts with the guest Chefs among other things... god knows how she would justify herself and her actions to us if she came onto this thread to chat with us?... as I said... I do feel a tad bit sorry for her... but not too much I'm afraid... she's just a silly girl as far as I'm concerned and not really worth getting too frazzled about anymore... (as I said before... that massive Photoshop that I did quite a number of pages back purged most of my detesting of her lol!)... but yeah... she'll most likely live by the sword and die by the sword as I said methinks!... cheers.

This is the clearest case of Stockholm Syndrome I've seen on this board.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

Empathy?
Youve changed man.

...hahaha!... I'm okay now my friend... I've had a few 'Angostura Trinidad & Tobago 1919 Caribbean' rums while watching the Socceroos playing Chile in the Federation Cup at the moment and am now have come to my senses and realised the error of my ways after havimg written that so I'm back to my usual cynical mouthy suspiciou self lol!...thanks for the pep talk and showing me the error of mine ways lol!... you are a good friend indeed Fuzz!... lol!... cheers.