Masterchef 2017

[Tuttle]

...so when Tamara presents chook shit on toast she'll be safe right?... cheers.

What do you mean when?

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...I told you that 'emergency back-up favourite Eloise' would be safe didn't I?... cheers.

 

[delcan]

C'mon Callan, pull a rabbit out of a hat.
Shoulda stuck with beef[DOUBLEPOST=1497867391][/DOUBLEPOST]Well, if purple get through, it's because Karlie helped her teammate out big time.

STFU princess

Yeah, the judges threw him off. The whole concept of adding chocolate to a meat dish comes from the Mexicans and they add it chicken and beef "stews"

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

What do you mean when?

...hahaha!... touche'... a good point there Tuttle lol!... cheers.

 

[Tuttle]

That lamb looks raw

 

[Fuzz]

Has Heston managed to spontaneously combust in an ambitious rabbit experiment yet?
Evening all.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...okay... they've got all of the girl teams out of the way with glowing reports... and now for the slaughter of the boy's teams... this isn't going to be pretty folks!... cheers.

 

[oddjob]

Pretty sure when they started cooking all the benches were in the shadow of the silos and now they're all in sunlight? How long was this challenge?

 

[Tuttle]

Okay, did she say she cooked shit? I have chosen to mute whenever she talks.

 

[Fuzz]

Oh. Its crazy wide-brimmed hat week.

 

[Tuttle]

Oh, bugger. She's safe again, like we didn't know that.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...oh fuck!... now The Hess is smitten with Tamara!... all the boys are doomed!... cheers.

 

[delcan]

Here we go - initiate nasty judges

 

[oddjob]

No it's not moving Heston. That's just the LSD talking.

 

[Melore]

Out now on iTunes, triumphant orchestral music with drums - Tamara is safe!

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

Has Heston managed to spontaneously combust in an ambitious rabbit experiment yet?
Evening all.

...hahaha!... ya funny bugga!... STOP getting our hopes up with wishful thinking lol!... we couldn't be that lucky!... lol!...

Oh. Its crazy wide-brimmed hat week.

...The Hess reminds me of what Hannibal Lector was wearing in one of the 'Silence of the lambs' movies... lol!... cheers.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...Gary really enjoyed looking down his nose at Callan just then... from that second onwards their dishes were doomed... bastards!... cheers.

 

[Fuzz]

No it's not moving Heston. That's just the LSD talking.

Shhh Oddy. Thats his secret ingredient to all his dishes so customers happily pay hundreds of pounds for his food in a blissful state.
Cmon. His restaurant is called "The Fat Duck".
Im sure "The Walrus" is next.

 

[Tuttle]

Yeah, but you shovelled it in though, didn't ya?

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...gee we're a pretty quiet bunch tonight compared to other nights... are we all just getting blase' about the judging part now?... I suspect we are with the 'same old same old' eh?... cheers.