Masterchef 2017

...well... any time that Gary/George and Tamara weren't talking... I thoroughly enjoyed tonight's show... and... the good part?... Tamara could possibly bomb tomorrow night if we're all lucky... thanks so much for all of the laughs tonight and thanks for making it so tolerable folks... you are all truly wonderful people... cheers.
 
sav0001 said:
Shit!! Just remembered that they showed Tamara in the promo for Heston week, so she doesnt go home tomorrow.
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...obviously that's because we all love her so much and they're making sure that we'll all tune in for sure with such a breathtaking teaser like that... let's face it... it IS Tamara the golden child that we're talking about after all isn't it?... she is destined to win this regardless of what slop she plates up isn't she?... lol!... cheers.
 
delcan said:
It is ALWAYS dumplings 😖

I think @Isee mentioned there was the "sphere" person last year, I don't remember who it was, I'm pretty sure it was a blandie though. Tamara is this years version (hopefully)
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Was it Elise?

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...if Tamara wins Masterchef this year I will probably snap and end up like this I swear it!... my mind and mental stability will just be gone forever... I just know it!... I will need therapy... mark my words lol!... cheers.
 
Mr Stickyfingers said:


...if Tamara wins Masterchef this year I will probably snap and end up like this I swear it!... my mind and mental stability will just be gone forever... I just know it!... I will need therapy... mark my words lol!... cheers.
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...and no... it isn't me just to put your minds to rest lol!... cheers.
 
Meglos said:
All I remember about Elise is she turned everything into spheres, the judges LOVED her spheres.

If Tamara isn't going tomorrow, let it be Ray.
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Well, normal Ray is annoying, but clone Ray is a gun. I hope clone Ray is the Ray that turns up tomorrow night. I am going to be going to be #teammichelle - she put the princess in the corner and is proving hard work and creativity is a good thing
 
Well, that was a lot better tonight. Seeing Matt Sinclair again really made me happy, especially with how successful he's been (no thanks to Gary, George or Matt). The only thorn in the side in seeing Matt is being reminded of that devastating finale. He should have taken the title. :(
I've resigned myself to the fact that no matter what the Princess dishes up...she won't go home. :/
"What's in the dish, Tamara?"
"Dumplings in broth."
"Okay we'll taste now." (nudge nudge - wink wink from all 3 judges).
"Teeheeheeeee..."
Judges thoughts:
"Utter crap...safe"
"Yuk...safe"
"Blimey, that's foul....safe"

:rolleyes:
 
delcan said:
Well, normal Ray is annoying, but clone Ray is a gun. I hope clone Ray is the Ray that turns up tomorrow night. I am going to be going to be #teammichelle - she put the princess in the corner and is proving hard work and creativity is a good thing
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Clone Ray only comes out in pressure tests, recipe to follow, neither Ray are capable of thinking quickly, going with what they got, etc..
 
Missed the show tonight so thanks folks for the commentary. Its great beacuse after every page I dont have an exploding masterchef inferno going as per the actual show. Much clearer insight too. And reading jibes at Masterchef's master subtle script plotting.
Mr Stickyfingers said:


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Thought that was George without show makeup waking the girls up.
Isee said:
I wonder how many "professional chefs" source their fresh produce at coles? such an advertising task this one!
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I still remain so utterly confused. I remember watching Surfing the menu with Curtis Stone and Ben O'Donohue almost aggressively posturing on avoiding supermarkets and their not so fresh produce.
Now Ben And Curtis work on either side of the iron curtain that is the Coles/Woolworths monopoly advocating their respective "fresh" produce. Help me out Cutis and Ben. I dont know what to do.
Im a bit puzzled too that Jamie Oliver is happy that Woolies is giving every kid a piece of fruit.
Hope its not fruit from the big supermarket chains that he did a doco on spelling out the perils of stored supermarket produce. Jamie. Tell me. Is supermarket fruit pukka or not?
I guess Im gonna stick to the old adage. Trust your elders.
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He knew something. Look how well he aged.
 
...and... here she is... 'giggling Gertie' herself doing her full 'little sweet innocent me' routine and giggling incoherently like an idiot... may I present to you all... giggling Gertie #1...

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...and... giggling Gertie #2...

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...I hope that you all 'enjoyed' them **snort!... chuckle chuckle!**... (I can be such a bastard at times lol!)... cheers.
 
...has anyone noticed how in the opening credits Arum just slowly lifts his head up while carving something?... why does he remind me of Jack the Ripper for some reason?... lol!... he could so easily be cutting up a body with that facial expression lol!... (and of course Tamara is the first one up in the opening credits of course... were they telling us that she is destined to win this from the beginning of the series?)... lol!... cheers.

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