Masterchef 2017

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...Pete doesn't look too happy does he?... cheers.

 

[Tuttle]

Well, Princess, when did the millet puffs appear at your station?[DOUBLEPOST=1497349674][/DOUBLEPOST]We can only hope the pressure explodes. Now would be good.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...please!... for the love of our sanity... stop letting Tamara speak!... PLEASE!!!!!... cheers.

 

[oddjob]

Never mind Pete, pub will still be open.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...bloody hell... Jesse just pulled out the 'tears card'... I so hope that she doesn't win now because of that... cheers.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

Never mind Pete, pub will still be open.

...bwahahahahaha!... you've done it again oddjob!... lol!... cheers.

 

[Desertsands]

I'm having a bad night. All of by channel 10 channels are pixelating. My Internet is crap and if the princess wins I shall be angry.

 

[Melore]

I'm having a bad night. All of by channel 10 channels are pixelating. My Internet is crap and if the princess wins I shall be angry.

Bummer. It repeats during the day tomorrow. I'm already working up the rage!

Oh, it will be a good day when she goes home, when she finally goes home. Who will become head narrator then? No-one else has "the sparkles"...

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...if Tamara gets back in we'll probably hear a collective groan around Australia methinks!... cheers.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

I'm having a bad night. All of by channel 10 channels are pixelating. My Internet is crap and if the princess wins I shall be angry.

...wow!... just 'angry'?... you're a better person than me by far lol!... hi Desertsands... cheers.

 

[Tuttle]

I'm having a bad night. All of by channel 10 channels are pixelating. My Internet is crap and if the princess wins I shall be angry.

At least you don't have to watch the camera hogging judges pet.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...I bet Tamara didn't like going 2nd... and especially being after Jesse's great review lol!... cheers.

 

[Tuttle]

I thought George didn't like chillies? [DOUBLEPOST=1497350219][/DOUBLEPOST]C'mon Bryan, blow dem bitches out of the water!

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...shit Matt... stop telegraphing what's about to happen will you?... and of course Gary and George jump straight in after him... fuckit!... cheers.

 

[Meglos]

Jessica : "I've always wanted to put myself on a plate, and that's what I've done." Bleurgh, can't she be instantly disqualified for that?

Ha! at Princess Tamara's look when the judges said Bryan's dumplings were the best they'd ever tasted.

(But then Matt dribbles that Princess' pot stinkers should take their rightful place in any art gallery. Double bleurgh!!)

 

[Fuzz]

What food doesnt tick gary's food box?
I dont think he has ever unticked a morsel of food in his life.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...well Samuel and Pete aren't back... that's for sure... cheers.

 

[Desertsands]

Mind you I did cook a fantastic steak tonight.

 

[Tuttle]

OOOOhhhhh! The princess' face when they're tasting Bryans. Suck it up loser!

 

[Fuzz]

Just in time to see George's simian feeding.

Allo all.