Masterchef 2017

[Fuzz]

So. How the food looks is more important than how it tastes.
Thanks finally for the confirmation of what we knew all along.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...as I said... goodnight Pete... Ray's sob story outplayed you sunshine... well done with the 'emotion card' there Ray... you bluffed and bullshitted your way through once again!... you are the 'Moriarty' of cooking old son... cheers.

 

[Tuttle]

Obviously, wanting to run a B & B is as bad as a food van

 

[Melore]

Oh, bloody hell. I liked Pete. That was bullshit.

Ray is like the angel of death.

Magic code word Nonna, and she's safe.

 

[Desertsands]

I loved Pete's comment to the pub please. Off to drown my sorrows in the half bottle of whine left and my duck pancakes.

 

[delcan]

So much for it all coming down to how it tastes.

You got it right tonight Sticky.

Yep, not good form. Seems very person dependent.

Now we have to deal with Tamara tomorrow

 

[oddjob]

'To the pub"

Pete goes out with style.

 

[Fuzz]

...as I said... goodnight Pete... Ray's sob story outplayed you sunshine... well done with the 'emotion card' there Ray... you bluffed and bullshitted your way through once again!... you are the 'Moriarty' of cooking old son... cheers.

Ray's sob story.
"Ive been to medical school. I graduated. Im a doctor. I have bratty kids. I want to win. Give it to me. Im an entitled twat"

 

[Melore]

Soon there will be only a couple of men left...

That was a dumb challenge. I am a terrible cook and I think I could've pulled four of those five plates off without the recipes.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

So much for it all coming down to how it tastes.

You got it right tonight Sticky.

...actually delcan called it earlier than me but yes... sadly we were right... I just so hate Gary and George... they do this to us each year... they didn't even want Matt on with them tonight just in case he disagreed with them I reckon... they are so biased with this favourites always surviving no matter how piss poor they cook... it sickens me that they are so bloody obvious about it and don't give a shit what we think or what we want as viewers... the arseholes!... cheers.

 

[delcan]

Ray's sob story.
"Ive been to medical school. I graduated. Im a doctor. I have bratty kids. I want to win. Give it to me. Im an entitled twat"

Honestly, I think he was confused as the rest of us.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

Ray's sob story.
"Ive been to medical school. I graduated. Im a doctor. I have bratty kids. I want to win. Give it to me. Im an entitled twat"

...hahaha!... I so wish that it was me that wrote that lol!... that is so spot on!... lol!... well done Fuzz!... cheers.

 

[delcan]

...actually delcan called it earlier than me but yes... sadly we were right... I just so hate Gary and George... they do this to us each year... they didn't even want Matt on with them tonight just in case he disagreed with them I reckon... they are so biased with this favourites always surviving no matter how piss poor they cook... it sickens me that they are so bloody obvious about it and don't give a shit what we think or what we want as viewers... the arseholes!... cheers.

They are going to struggle tomorrow night to choose their favourite blonde girl

 

[Fuzz]

Honestly, I think he was confused as the rest of us.

A confused doctor.
That gives one peace of mind.

 

[Tuttle]

Yep, not good form. Seems very person dependent.

Now we have to deal with Tamara tomorrow

Or not. I'll try and work up some interest, no promises though.

 

[Tuttle]

They are going to struggle tomorrow night to choose their favourite blonde girl

No, the favs are the princess and Eloise, the others are emergency favs.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

Or not. I'll try and work up some interest, no promises though.

...hahaha!... you just CAN'T miss tomorrow night Tuttle... we have to share the hate... not hog it for ourselves!... we NEED you to help share it with us!... you HAVE to turn up!... besides... tomorrow night's my last show until the following Monday when I return from Qld lol!... ... cheers.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

No, the favs are the princess and Eloise, the others are emergency favs.

...hahaha!... I love that!... "emergency faves"... lol!... brilliant!... cheers.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...thanks so much yet again for the fun... tomorrows 'battle of the faves' show is going to be as boring as shit but we make it all worth while with so many brilliant comments from you wonderfully mad people on here so see you then... cheers.

 

[Meglos]

Booooo! That's the difference between these pretentious judges and normal people.
"You eat with your eyes" is such crap. How it tastes is what matters to me.
Pete's days were numbered from the start, it's a wonder they let a tradie get this far.