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Masterchef 2017

...she doesn't want the Chef to 'spy on her at this stage'... puhleeeeeeze!... give us a break will ya?... FFS!... of course she tells us that her dish is 'perfect' again... I'm so glad that I'm not up in the galley... I might have snapped by now... god knows what would've happened... cheers.
 
Simple food always prevails in real life.
This television artsy fartsy stuff isnt even that fancy or technical.
"Look at the colour. Look at those vibrant hues"
Tip to win Masterchef-cook anything you want but pour bucketloads of food dye of all colours of the spectrum and winner winner chicken dinner.
 
...ahhhhh!... the old faithful 'blind test'!... thank god that it is so fair eh?... THEY ALREADY FUCKING KNOW IT'S HERS BECAUSE OF THE WAY THAT THEY ARE PRAISING THE DUMPLINGS!... DO THEY REALLY THINK THAT WE ARE THAT FRIGGIN' STUPID?... :rage::rage::rage::rage::rage::rage::punch::punch::punch::punch::punch::punch: cheers.
 
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