Masterchef 2017

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...what a waste of strawberries... seriously... why would you eat them at the end of the challenge?... they would be so dry and would taste terrible methinks!... cheers.

 

[oddjob]

Come on Red, we need to get rid of Ray or Beardy!

 

[Desertsands]

Too bleeding obvious. It's zen folks three rocks, minimal cherry blossoms and a champagne water feature.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

..."it may end up being an empty greenhouse!"... ha!... as if!... they are told that they have 5 hours to make everything plus a couple more hours to ensure that they complete it so that the editing can make it look like they completed it with about 10 seconds to go for the effect... lol!... a little tip Masterchef Producers... we know that it's a crock of shit so why keep pretending?... lol!... cheers.

 

[Tuttle]

..."it may end up being an empty greenhouse!"... ha!... as if!... they are told that they have 5 hours to make everything plus a couple more hours to ensure that they complete it so that the editing can make it look like they completed it with about 10 seconds to go for the effect... lol!... a little tip Masterchef Producers... we know that it's a crock of shit so why keep pretending?... lol!... cheers.

Because they think we're morns.

[DOUBLEPOST=1495621096][/DOUBLEPOST]I think Sarah overestimated the amount of flowers needed

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...George... Gary... if you piss off and leave them alone to just do it then they won't panic you idiots!... just... PISS OFF you twonks!... cheers.

 

[Tuttle]

Way to go Callan! Honeyjoys! quick and easy.

 

[Tuttle]

Oh, good idea Sarah.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

Because they think we're morns.

[DOUBLEPOST=1495621096][/DOUBLEPOST]I think Sarah overestimated the amount of flowers needed

...I'm sure hoping so because if she has then surely that gives them more time on their hands?... and if they have already made that many then it's going to make it luscious inside that greenhouse thingy I guess?... cheers.

 

[Tuttle]

If it's simple and straight forward, don't put Ray on it!!!!

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

Way to go Callan! Honeyjoys! quick and easy.

Oh, good idea Sarah.

...both of them are quick thinkers on their feet when the needs be aren't they?... both of them are naturals at this and both with be great in their fields after this series whether they win this or not methinks!... cheers.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...and... Cyclone Ray is about to touch land again!... (Cyclone Ray because he sucks big time and leaves havoc in his wake)... cheers.

 

[Tuttle]

...both of them are quick thinkers on their feet when the needs be aren't they?... both of them are naturals at this and both with be great in their fields after this series whether they win this or not methinks!... cheers.

Yes, except Callan overthinks a bit, maybe that's because he's so young.

 

[Tuttle]

Oh, sure this is at the 20 minute mark

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...so there's some kind of 'blind taste test' tomorrow night?... **snort!...chuckle chuckle!**... oops!... sorry about that folks... cheers.

 

[Tuttle]

Wait! When did blue make pineapple flowers?

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...they've done all of that work and... sorry to say this but it's not looking all that impressive to me at all... (I'm such a doomsayer at times lol!)... cheers.

 

[Tuttle]

This editing is shocking tonight!

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

Wait! When did blue make pineapple flowers?

...say what?... where did they come from?... lol!... get editing eh?... cheers.

 

[Tuttle]

So. Who does the judging tonight?