Masterchef 2017

[oddjob]

...hi oddjob... he was on Channel 9 wasn't he?... he's probably the Channel's tea lady now or something... cheers

7 actually, but I don't want to remind myself too much of that.[DOUBLEPOST=1495359505][/DOUBLEPOST]Bryan's finished his box already.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...jeez it shits me when they react like that to an absolute nobody guest Chef... and how many over-reactions are being acted out with their laughter too?... they were laughing like well trained simpletons at every single thing that the guys said... pathetic really... cheers.

 

[oddjob]

Sweet Week or Goodbye Pete Week?

 

[Tuttle]

Okay, so the box is made from chocolate. We get it. and get it, and get it.
The most exciting thing I've seen all year? Okay.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

7 actually, but I don't want to remind myself too much of that.[DOUBLEPOST=1495359505][/DOUBLEPOST]Bryan's finished his box already.

...bwahahaha!... a new record for cracking me up?... 25 seconds into the show?... hahaha!... funny as!... cheers.

 

[oddjob]

I like Eloise's new hairdo.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

Okay, so the box is made from chocolate. We get it. and get it, and get it.
The most exciting thing I've seen all year? Okay.

...hi Tuttle... how are you?... what gets me is that Eliza said "and none of us had any idea that the boxes were chocolate!"... yeah... riiiiiiiight!... whatever you say Eliza... Bryan would've had that sniffed out as he was walking into the building lol!... cheers.

 

[oddjob]

...bwahahaha!... a new record for cracking me up?... 25 seconds into the show?... hahaha!... funny as!... cheers.

I'm just lucky I beat Gary to the joke.

 

[Tuttle]

...hi Tuttle... how are you?... what gets me is that Eliza said "and none of us had any idea that the boxes were chocolate!"... yeah... riiiiiiiight!... whatever you say Eliza... Bryan would've had that sniffed out as he was walking into the building lol!... cheers.

Hey Mr, I'm fine, you?
That orchestrated over the top reaction was ridiculous! And, LOL!

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...it looks like 'snake eyes' Arum is going to do alright in this if he picks his pace up as he did the other night methinks!... cheers.

 

[Tuttle]

Can already guess who doesn't win or fail this one. Should rename the show Captain Obvious.

 

[Desertsands]

Sweet Week or Goodbye Pete Week?

Yep I was thinking that. I find MC's sweet stuff very wankery.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...I'm going fantastically good at the moment... my sweet darling wife just came in and gave me 4 Ferrero Rocher chocolates to eat... yum!... how can I not be feeling great?... lol!... cheers.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

Can already guess who doesn't win or fail this one. Should rename the show Captain Obvious.

...yes... especially Ray... we should all take a guess at what excuse he gives tonight for a shit dish lol!... cheers.

 

[Tuttle]

Uh, just noticed Matt is dressed like Gelato[DOUBLEPOST=1495360323][/DOUBLEPOST]Not much of Sarah, or Michelle (the dessert queen)

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...hahaha!... Callan can't even break open his coconut with the hammer!... his limp wrist won't allow him too lol!... cheers.

 

[Tuttle]

The chocolate was a shit colour anyway.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

Uh, just noticed Matt is dressed like Gelato[DOUBLEPOST=1495360323][/DOUBLEPOST]Not much of Sarah, or Michelle (the dessert queen)

...bwahahahaha!... maybe he wants someone to lick him like an icecream?... lol!... cheers.

 

[oddjob]

Matt will like Arum's dish because the spills won't show up on his suit.

 

[Tuttle]

...bwahahahaha!... maybe he wants someone to lick him like an icecream?... lol!... cheers.

Oh, thanks. Didn't need that idea in my head. LOL