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Masterchef 2017

...it's looking like Arum is going to kill this easily tonight... he seems so focused doesn't he?... I hope that he does really well... he wants to serve his food in pubs so Gary and George will forever look down upon him from this night onwards now because that's not 'elitist' enough for the winner of this show is it after all?... cheers.
 
...that makes me laugh when they all say that they're 'following their dreams' by wanting to win the show but when they are eliminated the majority of them are never seen or heard of again and return to obscurity sadly... cheers.
 
...it's looking like Arum is going to kill this easily tonight... he seems so focused doesn't he?... I hope that he does really well... he wants to serve his food in pubs so Gary and George will forever look down upon him from this night onwards now because that's not 'elitist' enough for the winner of this show is it after all?... cheers.

At least he's not aiming for a food truck.
 
...so Benita's 'dream' is to host 'ladies long lunches and tea parties'?... can't she just do that without being on this show anyway?... she needs to live in the real world if she thinks that she has any chance in hell of winning this... the poor woman is deluded... cheers.
 
At least he's not aiming for a food truck.

...hahaha!... they treated him like shit because he wanted to buy a food truck and not open a Restaurant didn't they?... lol!... so Arum wants to work in a pub and Benita wants to host 'ladies long lunches and tea parties'... so what chance in hell have they got with the food snobs that judge this show?... squat diddley!... that's what!... lol!... cheers.
 
...Ben (not the Lawyer one) seems to be on top of his game tonight too doesn't he?... Benita is convinced that her dish is going to blitz them with her broth tonight... I'm setting myself up for the impending 'broth-gate' that is bound to happen later no doubt... cheers.
 
...I'm not sure that I like Ben keep sticking his finger in that stuff he's whisking after having tasted it... it's like 'double-dipping' to me... urgh!... USE A BLOODY SPOON BEN!... cheers.
 
...hahahahaha!... just as I predicted... 'BROTH-GATE!"... it happened!... Benita's broth has burned away to no liquid at all!... bwahahahaha!... I could just see that happening so clearly just earlier... I just so could!... lol!... cheers.
 
I suppose she thought her broth went so well in the relay, why not stick with what you know.

...precisely oddjob!... much to my surprise those she's not panicking this time though... perhaps she's already resigned herself to the fact that it's her going home tonight anyway perhaps?... hence her not panicking so much?... cheers.
 
...both Arum and Ben are nailing their dishes tonight and are so self assured and happy with themselves too... it's good to see for a change... Pete's as sad as shit... the girls are just down and out at the moment... who would've thought that at the beginning of the show?... lol!... cheers.
 
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