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Masterchef 2017

I always thought George was the nice one. With him doing this and Matt's feud with Marco, I'm losing faith in all of them.
 
Shannon Bennett is surely the nicest one, please don't tell me he's done something wrong. I'd like to see him as a permanent judge. And Maggie Beer.
 
...howdy doody everyone... a 2 hour show tonight but unfortunately the second half is a boring 'Masterclass' of cooking session... that part is always bloody as boring as hell unfortunately... cheers.
 
...here we go 'The Great Chip-Off!'... a pretty sad round ahead methinks!... then again... if it gets rid of 'Benjamin' then it can't be all bad can it?... lol!... cheers.
 
...and the show starts off with all of their bloody sob stories... who cares?... seriously... just get on with the cooking FFS!... cheers.
 
...round one is the 'perfect hot chip'... the worse 4 do the second round which wasn't as of yet divulged as to what they then have to do so yeah!... this should be a tad bit 'yawny' methinks!... cheers.
 
...they went to snake eyes Arum and he spoke for 10 seconds and then they panned over to 'Benjamin' the Lawyer and he spoke for what seemed like 2 hours lol!... cheers.
 
...all of the bloody ingredients that they are all grabbing just to make 'the perfect chip'... it's so much overkill that it's ridiculous!... cheers.
 
...they sure are advertising that 'Bull' show that's on afterwards... has anyone actually watched it yet?... it looks like a totally shit show that lives up to it's titles name to me... cheers.
 
...I do have to say that Matt is the only one of the three that I like on the show... he seems to be the most 'normal' of the three to me... cheers.
 
...seriously... how can you fuck up making bloody stupid chips?... so much ado about nothing tonight just to make the dramatic music have something to pound out to in my opinion... cheers.
 
...this is so much bullshit about making hot chips... I wonder how many hours they were allowed to make them?... this is so bloody silly... cheers.
 
...fantastic!... 'Benjamin' the Lawyer's chips were 'doughy and soggy' lol!... when he was told that you could here his massive ego shatter like ice lol!... cheers.
 
...Pia doesn't sound so confident as they arrive to taste her chips... it looks like she is #3 so far... cheers.
 
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