Masterchef 2017

...the 3 of them are having edible orgasms at the moment... sheesh!... she's in... she got 3 'yes' votes from all of them... well done girl!... cheers.
 
...the 48? year old lady has just finished her dish... I wonder if she makes it too?... cheers.
 
...I've so missed this show... yet anther smash hit for Channel 10... every show that they have turns to gold for them... all that they have to do now is bring back Big Brother on their Channel to make it all complete **HINT HINT!**... (in the best words of Tim Dormer)... "DID YOU HERE THAT CHANNEL 10?"... lol!... cheers.
 
...here we go ... the 48? year old lady has just brought her dish out... her name is 'Pia' methinks!... cheers.
 
...they're all loving her Pasta type dish... the 3 of them say 'yes'... she's in!... well done Pia... welcome aboard... cheers.
 
...some pretty little blond thing is in now... no idea who she is... some 36 year old woman has cooked Pork Belly and she's in too... cheers..
 
... I think that a very rotund Asian guy just got in and now an Aussie surfer looking guy is in too... cheers.
 
...now another brunette pretty looking young thing that sings is cooking her dish... she'll be in for sure... the guys will like her lol!... cheers.
 
...jeez!... her mum that's looking on looks nice too!... **wolf whistles**... ahem!... moving on... lol!... cheers.
 
...oh dear... they're criticising her dish too much... she's going to cry by the looks of it... and... a commercial break lol!... cheers.
 
...oh cool!... the show goes on until 9:15 tonight... excellent!... cheers.
 
...jeez!... they're really picking shit out of it aren't they?... nup!... she's out... bye pretty brunette girl (and her sexy mum)... cheers.
 
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