Masterchef 2017

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...I so hate the sob stories and 'journeys' that some of them go on... (a little tip guys) please keep that out of it this year... it really isn't good television peoples... cheers.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...this guys in... dramatic music and lots of airtime... hurry up and get to mummy's boy with the giant fish already will you?... cheers.

 

[delcan]

He's 18??!

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...come on mummy's boy... make me proud... he's going to be my champion in this... I just know it already lol!... cheers.

 

[oddjob]

"The pay is shocking..."

*George nods knowingly*

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...is it Callen/Callum or Callan?... whatever mummy's boy's name is... I just hope that he's #20 lol!... I love him already lol!... cheers.

 

[Desertsands]

F......telsra. Bugger all reception tonight. Bloody molecular gastronomy. I blame Heston.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

"The pay is shocking..."

*George nods knowingly*

...... hahaha!... that is so bloody funny!... you've cracked me up big time oddjob... well done!... lol!... cheers.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...little mummy's boy had a bloody humungous fish and is serving such a little dish?... lol!... what happened to the rest of it?... lol!... cheers.

 

[delcan]

And insert sob story - we have our winner!

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...Matt thought that he was missing out then... he pulled the dish closer to him lol!... cheers.

 

[oddjob]

Could be a big year for Callan, going through both Masterchef and puberty.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...mummy's boy is in... they're having more edible orgasms lol!... cheers.

 

[delcan]

OMG we get Maggie Beer already @Mr Stickyfingers!!!!!

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

Could be a big year for Callan, going through both Masterchef and puberty.

...bwahahaha!... twice tonight you've cracked me up now... you're on fire oddjob lol!... cheers.

 

[oddjob]

...bwahahaha!... twice tonight you've cracked me up now... you're on fire oddjob lol!... cheers.

Thank you, Sir.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

OMG we get Maggie Beer already @Mr Stickyfingers!!!!!

...woohoo!... I just swooned just then when she walked on... I love Maggie... her and Luke Nguyen are my two favourite Chefs... (Nigella's 3rd) Maggie's such a nice lady... I would love to meet her one day... cheers.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...well thanks so much for the fun tonight guys and gals... it's been brilliant!... I'm so happy that this show is back on again.... let's do it all again tomorrow night eh?... I reckon that the pretty brunette Persian girl will be in after tomorrow night somehow... she had a lot of airtime for someone that wasn't chosen... the perfect 'comeback' story for this season I reckon... and go! go! go! my little mummy's boy chubby chopped champion to win this!... yay!... cheers.

 

[Meglos]

Pink (the singer)-alike ("interesting" blonde hair) got so much airtime leading up to her cook, the camera wouldn't leave her alone, so it was no surprise she got rave reviews. Is it too early to predict she wins?

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

Pink (the singer)-alike ("interesting" blonde hair) got so much airtime leading up to her cook, the camera wouldn't leave her alone, so it was no surprise she got rave reviews. Is it too early to predict she wins?

...haha!... no way Meglos my good friend... my little mummy's boy chubby chopped champion will win this for sure... lol!... I just want to pinch his little red cheeks on his face and say go my little choochums go!... lol!... he'll win this no worries!... cheers.